Beverage Jokes

What drink is better than average?

A beverage.

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What beverage is often very helpful?

Lemon-ade

What beverage should you give someone who is publicly intoxicated?

penal tea edit: to someone

How do French psychologists like their beverages?

froid

What beverage does Bruce Lee like to drink?

WAA-TAA!

What does Batman put in his beverages?

Just ice.

What does batman take in his beverages?

just...ice.

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What's a karate experts favourite beverage?

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What do teenage terrorists drink?

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What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do at night?

He stays up wondering if there really is a dog.

How do you stay warm in a cold room?

You go to the corner cause it's always 90 degrees.

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What has 4 legs, 2 grey and 2 brown?

an elephant with diarrhea

What 2 things do Winnie the Pooh and John the Baptist have in common?

They both ate honey and they both have the same middle name.

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What do French people do when they don't have bottles of their favourite beverage?

They go to Cannes

What's a karate experts favourite beverage?

kar-a-TEA HA

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How do Malaysian airlines serve all their drinks?

On the rocks

What beer do elderly rednecks drink?

Silver Mullet

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What did the Canadian eel say when the bartender asked him if he'd had enough?

No, I think I'd like some more-ay.

What will you be having to drink?

Harambe: I'll have just ice. Bartender: Just ice Me: Yes, justice for Harambe.

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How long does a United States Congressman serve?

ANSWER: Until he gets caught.

What did the dolphin king say at the funeral of his faithful servant?

You have served your porpoise.