Beverage Jokes

What drink is better than average?

A beverage.

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What beverage is often very helpful?

Lemon-ade

What beverage should you give someone who is publicly intoxicated?

penal tea edit: to someone

How do French psychologists like their beverages?

froid

What beverage does Bruce Lee like to drink?

WAA-TAA!

What does Batman put in his beverages?

Just ice.

What does batman take in his beverages?

just...ice.

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Why does Kylo Ren have a hard time making friends?

Because for most of his life, he's Ben Solo.

Why is Kylo Ren so lonely all the time?

He's Ben Solo his whole life

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What is the only alcoholic beverage Muslim extremists are permitted to drink?

Smirnoff ISIS

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It was important not to fall off the wagon.

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What's a karate experts favourite beverage?

kar-a-TEA HA

What do French people do when they don't have bottles of their favourite beverage?

They go to Cannes

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What does Bill Cosby and a ninja have in common?

You don't see either one coming.

How does a ninja say hi?

It doesn't

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Why do rabbits prefer IPA's over other kinds of beers?

Because they use extra hops

What's a linguist's favorite beverage?

IPA

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What kind of coffee do terrorists hate?

French press. (Too soon?)

What did the French philosopher say to the vegetable playing poker?

All in, du thyme

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What's the Riddler's favourite beverage?

Obscuri-tea.

What has holes in it, and travels down an alley?

Batman: my parents Riddler: no its a bowling ball! I-im so sorry!

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What was Bruce Lee's favorite beverage?

WATAAAAAAAAAAA!

What is Bruce Lee's favorite beverage?

WATAAAH! 2.What is Bruce Lee's favorite hamburger? WHOPPAH! 3.Which hotel does Bruce Lee stay overnight? HYAAAAATT!