Broccoli Jokes

Who did E.coli call after it lost a fight in school?

Broccoli

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Interactive Joke of the Day Mug

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What are Kierkegaard's two favourite fruits?

Melon and Broccoli!

What do you get when you mix a broccoli and a melon?

The saddest vegetable known to man: a melonccoli.

What is the name of Bruce Lee's crippled brother?

Broccoli