Who are the fastest readers?

9/11 victims. They got through over 40 stories in seconds.

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What's your emer- DOG: HE THREW A BALL BUT I CAN'T FIND IT DOG 911: He still holding it?

DOG: YES! HOW'D HE FETCH IT BEFORE ME

What is the difference between 9/11 and landscaping?

Landscaping is an outside job.

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Which President had the shortest term?

Grover Cleveland. He was the twenty second President.

Why is food better than men?

Because you don't have to wait an hour for seconds.

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Why would Sally sell seashells by the seashore?

There are plenty there that are free. Just walk and you are bound to find at least 40. Idiot

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Who are the fastest readers on earth?

9/11 victims.... They can clear 10 stories in 5 seconds.

Who were the fastest readers of all time?

The victims of 9/11. They went through over 87 stories in less than 2 1/2 minutes.

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Who are the fastest readers on earth?

9/11 victims.... They can clear 10 stories in 5 seconds.

What was the first thing that went through the minds of the 9/11 victims?

Their knees! Please comment "No"