Who are the fastest readers?

9/11 victims. They got through over 40 stories in seconds.

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What is something that you never forget on a field trip?

9/11.

Why are 9/11 jokes never funny?

Because they always fly over everyone's head.

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Why do women love Jordan Spieth?

Because he came second.

What is your reason for divorce?

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What has an IQ of 42?

A: "40 Marines plus their lieutenant"

How do you know when you're turning 40?

When your candy jar is filled with Tums..... My wife just came up with that one... Birthday is next week.. Ugh

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Who were the fastest readers of all time?

The victims of 9/11. They went through over 87 stories in less than 2 1/2 minutes.

Who are the fastest readers on earth?

9/11 victims.... They can clear 10 stories in 5 seconds.

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What was the first thing that went through the minds of the 9/11 victims?

Their knees! Please comment "No"

Who were the fastest readers in the world?

9/11 victims. Went through 87 stories in 10 seconds flat.