Why are skeletons so calm?

Because nothing gets under their skin.

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What does it mean if holy water sizzles when it hits your skin?

I'm just asking for a friend)

What do you call a person with no skin?

Dead. Another anti-joke by the fabulous me. Surprisingly, nobody has down voted the first one yet.

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What is skeleton?

Interviewer:what is skeleton? Sardar:Sir, skeleton is a person who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!

Why didn't the homophobe decorate his house for Halloween?

Because his skeleton was in the closet