Why are skeletons so calm?

Because nothing gets under their skin.

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Who's skin is that?

Please step out of the vehicle sir."

What happens when skin touches skin, hair touches hair, and Balls Disappear?

Answer: You Blink Your Eyes.

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Why did the skeleton go alone to prom?

Because he had to go with.

What does the skeleton say when ganking bot lane?

BETTER TO RUN THAN CURSE THE ROAD