Why are skeletons so calm?

Because nothing gets under their skin.

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Why are Skeleton's so calm?

Because nothing gets under their skin.

What's the difference between a taxidermist and a tax collector?

A taxidermist takes only your skin. Mark Twain

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Why do skeletons not go to the disco?

Because they got no body to dance with!

Why did the skeleton go alone to prom?

Because he had to go with.