Why didn't the skeleton go to homecoming?

because he had no body to go with

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Why didn't the skeleton ask out the Zombie to go to the Halloween party?

He didn't have the guts

What do you call a skeleton in fancy attire?

Fashionably late. I'll be here all week.

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Why did the skeleton not attend prom?

He had no body to go with.

Where's the best place to hide a body in texas?

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