Why didn't the skeleton go to homecoming?

because he had no body to go with

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What'll it be, mister?

The skeleton says, "A beer and a mop, please!"

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?

Because it had nobody to go with.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to homecoming?

because he had no body to go with

What body regulates the welfare of Santa's workers?

The Elf and Saftey Executive.