Why didn't the skeleton go to homecoming?

because he had no body to go with

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Why wouldn't the skeleton jump off the cliff?

A: Because it had no guts.

What did the fish skeleton say?

Long time, no sea.

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Where's the best place to hide a body in texas?

Oops. Wrong subreddit!

What if we need to hide bodies?

Me: I love you.