Why didn't the skeleton go to homecoming?

because he had no body to go with

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What instrument do skeletons play?

A trombone!

Why did the skeleton not attend prom?

He had no body to go with.

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What body of water separates Italy from the word 'goodbye'?

River Derci. Sorry.

What has five bodies and one soul?

A Kia full of Gingers.