Why didn't the skeleton go to homecoming?

because he had no body to go with

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How does a skeleton call her friends?

On a telebone.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?

Because it had nobody to go with.

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Wheres the best place to hide a body?

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What's the best way to dispose of bodies?

Put the ashes in the donuts.