Why do they call it Almond Milk?

Because if they called it Nut Juice nobody would buy it.

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Why is it called almond milk?

Nut juice" wasnt very popular.

Why is almond milk called almond milk?

Because nobody would drink it if it was called nut juice.

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Why do they call it Almond Milk?

Because if they called it Nut Juice nobody would buy it.

Why is almond milk called almond milk?

Because nobody would drink it if it was called nut juice.