Why do they call it Almond Milk?

Because if they called it Nut Juice nobody would buy it.

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What does having kids bring you that money simply can't buy?

Poverty

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He prawned everything !

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Why do they call it Almond Milk?

Because if they called it Nut Juice nobody would buy it.

Why is almond milk called almond milk?

Because nobody would drink it if it was called nut juice.

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Why do they call it Almond Milk?

Because if they called it Nut Juice nobody would buy it.

Why is almond milk called almond milk?

Because nobody would drink it if it was called nut juice.