What does Snoop Dogg keep in his backyard?

His garden hoes.

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Why did the pimp cross the lawn?

To get to the hoes.

What do Nicki Minaj and Santa have in common?

Hoe, hoe, hoe.

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What do you call a dog with 2 legs?

Snoop Dogg.

What do you get if you cross Snoop Dogg with a hippo?

A smokesalottapotamus.

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What do you do when you see your wife stumbling around in the backyard?

Shoot her again.

What's black and hanging from a tree in my backyard right now?

A black berry.