What does Snoop Dogg keep in his backyard?

His garden hoes.

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What's the best part about gardening?

Getting down and dirty with your hoes.

Why did Shakespeare break up with his girlfriend?

Prose before hoes.

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Why did Snoop Dogg bring an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle.

How does Snoop Dogg keep his canine teeth white?

BLEEEEEE-YATCH!

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What do you do when you see your wife stumbling around in the backyard?

Shoot her again.

What's black and hanging from a tree in my backyard right now?

A black berry.