What did one tooth say to the other?

Get your cap on the dentist is taking us out tonight.

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Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

What can you sit on, sleep on, and brush your teeth with?

A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush.

What game do you play if you don't take care of your teeth?

Tooth (truth) or Consequences.

Dentist Jokes More Dentist Jokes

What kind of award did the dentist receive?

A little plaque.

What did the tooth say to the dentist?

Fill 'er up!"

Tonight Jokes More Tonight Jokes

Why did you leave me here all alone?

Where o where are you tonight? Why did you leave me here all alone? I searched the world over and thought I found some one You met a zombie and pblblthpth you were gone.

Who's there ! Caitlin ! Caitlin who ?

Caitlin you my trainers tonight I'm wearing them !

Cap Jokes More Cap Jokes

What game did the dentist play when she was a child?

Caps and robbers

Why are people so worried about Hurricane Matthew's wind speeds?

I thought CAT4 was capped at 16Mbps.