What did one tooth say to the other?

Get your cap on the dentist is taking us out tonight.

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Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

What do you call a bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear!

What did the judge ask when he went to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth

Dentist Jokes More Dentist Jokes

What times does the chinaman go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty

What do you call someone who discriminates you for your oral hygiene?

A dent*ist*.

Tonight Jokes More Tonight Jokes

What did Dodi Fayed say to his driver?

Want to go out with me and Di tonight?

How many more times will I watch "A Walk To Remember" tonight?

As Mandy Moore times as I want to.

Cap Jokes More Cap Jokes

What does a barista wear?

A cap and chinos.

What do snowmen wear on their heads ?

Ice caps !