What did one tooth say to the other?

Get your cap on the dentist is taking us out tonight.

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Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

What did the dog say when he bit the sandpaper?

Nothing. He just grit his teeth.

How do you tell the difference between a meth head and a hillbilly?

The meth head still has teeth.

Dentist Jokes More Dentist Jokes

Why did the dentist divorce the manicurist?

She tried to stick her finger in his cavity.

Why should everyone go to the dentist at least once every ten years?

Because of tooth decade!

Tonight Jokes More Tonight Jokes

Who's there ! Cantaloupe ! Cantaloupe who ?

Cantaloupe with you tonight !

Why doesn't Superman like the Mummy?

Because the Mummy's always saying, "I'll be in the crypt tonight."

Cap Jokes More Cap Jokes

What does a barista wear?

A cap and chinos.

What do snowmen wear on their heads ?

Ice caps !