Discipline Jokes

How do you discipline your pet rock?

You hit rock bottom!

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Why do you want to learn jujitsu?

Person 1: To defend myself. Person 2: Discipline. Me: My girlfriend keeps stealing my fries.

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Defend Jokes More Defend Jokes

How on earth can you defend a man like Adam Johnson?

it's easy, he's all left foot - just constantly show him down the right side and don't let him cut in.

How many French people need to defend Paris?

It isn't known, never tried.

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

What did the lesbian vampire say to her girlfriend?

See you next month!

How did the Italian chef break up with his girlfriend?

Pasta la vista, baby."

Fry Jokes More Fry Jokes

What are the blonde's first words after 4 years of college?

A: "Would you like fries with that "

What if we gave people enough for three fries?

guy who invented ketchup packets

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What's the worst thing about having to kiss Grandma?

When the damn coffin lid falls and hits you in the head.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone?

He got hit by a bus!

Person Jokes More Person Jokes

How can you tell if a person is a vegetarian?

Don't worry. They'll tell you they're a vegetarian.

What do you call a person who uses multiple accounts to upvote their own memes?

Unidank

Rock Jokes More Rock Jokes

What caused Captain Morgan's shipwreck?

He was on the rocks.

Why didn't the rock make it to work today?

He was stoned

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

Why do you never play uno with a mexican?

Because they will steal all the green cards.

What do you say when the Batmobile drives by?

Na na na na na na na na BAT MAN What do you say when a stolen Batmobile drives by? Na na na na na na na na BLACK MAN

2 Jokes More 2 Jokes

What's mostly red and has 2 legs?

Half of a cat.

What kind of fish is made of just two atoms?

2 Na