You hit rock bottom!
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Person 1: To defend myself. Person 2: Discipline. Me: My girlfriend keeps stealing my fries.
you cantaloupe. i just thought of this. probably not the first person to, but i certainly didn't steal it.
A sixth sense
Would you like fries with that "
A salt rifle.
Elton John's chin.
A. He can throw a set into the middle of a pond and not hit any of the ducks.
Because they love to slam duck!
Because it's too wet to woo.
both can be solved with a coat hanger
When he stands next to your girlfriend and says her hair smells nice.
I don't know. They've never tried.
They defend the ship with way more enthusiasm.
About 3 IQ points
Na na na na na na na na BAT MAN What do you say when a stolen Batmobile drives by? Na na na na na na na na BLACK MAN
They fence it.
