Discipline Jokes

How do you discipline your pet rock?

You hit rock bottom!

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Why do you want to learn jujitsu?

Person 1: To defend myself. Person 2: Discipline. Me: My girlfriend keeps stealing my fries.

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Why would a Catholic priest start practicing at a prison?

He ran out of little boys

What martial art do cows practice?

Moo-thai.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What do snakes write on the bottom of their letters?

With love and hisses.

What do you call a person who loved tractors but doesn't any more?

An extractor fan

Person Jokes More Person Jokes

What do you call... What do you call it when a person in a wheelchair tries to get through a non-automatic door?

A tard time

What do you call a person that worships NASCAR?

A racist!

Defend Jokes More Defend Jokes

What kind of stationary can't you defend yourself with?

A TACK

How on earth can you defend a man like Adam Johnson?

it's easy, he's all left foot - just constantly show him down the right side and don't let him cut in.

Feminist Jokes More Feminist Jokes

What do guns and feminists have in common?

They are very loud when triggered.

What does a feminist pick up from the post office?

Their femail

2 Jokes More 2 Jokes

How do you manage to stay in shape?

Witch 2: "I get a lot of hexercise."

What does 2 electrons say when the meet each other ?

Hey, watt's up ?

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Who wants to get enraged and go persecute Christians?

No one.

What did Ray Charles say when his wife told him she wanted a divorce?

I did not see that coming.

Statistic Jokes More Statistic Jokes

Why are statistics more believable with a larger sample size?

The Ns justify the means.

What do you call the statistics for the total amount of waste produced by the US this year?

Gross