Because they do nothing except making themselves cross.
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Because they had a point
I never argue with people. - That's impossible! - You're right! That's impossible.
Getting into a bit of a .tiff!
A national travesty.
When it's intersected by a plane
A triangle has three points
Three. One to get the punchline, and one to point out the math is wrong.
Groanhenge
Motorist: I was making a U-turn and changed my mind.
Because they are Thai fighters.
Because he bruises like-a Peach!
A bus driver can't change his stops.
Because it hurt.