Intersect Line Jokes

Why do intersecting lines hate each other?

Because they do nothing except making themselves cross.

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Why did the circle stop arguing with the two intersecting lines?

Because they had a point

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Argue Jokes More Argue Jokes

How can you always be such a happy person?

I never argue with people. - That's impossible! - You're right! That's impossible.

What do you call it when two designers argue about what file type to export a graphic to?

Getting into a bit of a .tiff!

Intersect Jokes More Intersect Jokes

What do you get when you intersect two planes?

A national travesty.

When does a pentagon not have 5 sides?

When it's intersected by a plane

Point Jokes More Point Jokes

What's the difference between a triangle and Manchester United ?

A triangle has three points

How many redditors does it take to get a joke?

Three. One to get the punchline, and one to point out the math is wrong.

Circle Jokes More Circle Jokes

What do you call all of the terrible jokes on reddit arranged in a circle?

Groanhenge

Why did your car just spin around in circles?

Motorist: I was making a U-turn and changed my mind.

Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

Why do certain asian boxers hate the Rebel Alliance?

Because they are Thai fighters.

Why does Mario hate Punchbug?

Because he bruises like-a Peach!

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What does a dyslexic tiger and a bus driver have in common?

A bus driver can't change his stops.

Why did the masochist STOP hitting himself on the head with a hammer ?

Because it hurt.