Intersect Line Jokes

Why do intersecting lines hate each other?

Because they do nothing except making themselves cross.

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Why did the circle stop arguing with the two intersecting lines?

Because they had a point

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Circle Jokes More Circle Jokes

Why did the guy not draw a circle?

Because there was no point.

Why did the circle stop arguing with the two intersecting lines?

Because they had a point

Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

What type of music do balloons hate?

Pop music!

Why do you hate me?

me any time someone tells me I have to sleep on a futon

Argue Jokes More Argue Jokes

What are you gonna argue about with your family this Thanksgiving?

1. Minimum wage 2. Police reform 3. Why are there raisins in this, Louise

How can you always be such a happy person?

I never argue with people. - That's impossible! - You're right! That's impossible.

Intersect Jokes More Intersect Jokes

What do you get when you intersect two planes?

A national travesty.

How do you change the number of sides on a Pentagon?

Intersect it with a plane.

Point Jokes More Point Jokes

What did the Math book say to the pencil?

I see your point I've got a lot of problems.

Why don't you have kids?

points to dead cactus*

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why don't pirates ever stop going to brothels?

They can't get enough booty.

Why Can't the Guy Addicted to Brake Fluid Quit?

He couldn't stop.