Intersect Line Jokes

Why do intersecting lines hate each other?

Because they do nothing except making themselves cross.

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Why did the circle stop arguing with the two intersecting lines?

Because they had a point

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Circle Jokes More Circle Jokes

Why is it called "the circle of life"?

Because it's pointless.

What do you call a group of sorority girls/fraternity guys standing in a circle?

A round of applause ...because they all have the clap.

Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

Why do dentists only want to be awarded with paper certificates?

They hate plaque buildup.

Why do feminist hate the bible?

Because it ends with A-men

Point Jokes More Point Jokes

Who is better? The 3rd wave feminist or the pencil?

The pencil is better. It has a point.

What's the point of going to somebodys funeral?

It's not like they are coming to yours.

Intersect Jokes More Intersect Jokes

How do you change the number of sides on a Pentagon?

Intersect it with a plane.

When does a pentagon not have 5 sides?

When it's intersected by a plane

Argue Jokes More Argue Jokes

What is your sin, child?

My husband and I are arguing That's very common. ...about my boyfriend.

Who am I to argue?

So I thanked him and went back home.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How can you tell that a baker's hands are on fire?

He can't seem to *stop droppin' rolls*.

How do you get your girlfriend to stop smoking??

Slow down and grab some lube!!