What did the horse get on his oral exam?

A-neigh

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Why do horses make terrible congressmen?

Because they can only say "neigh!" I wish this was a joke made up by my 7 year old cousin, but she's imaginary.

What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on ?

A horse !

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How do you get a unicorn from neighing in your front yard?

Put it in the back yard.

What sound do dogs make?

3-year-old: Woof woof. Me: Horses 3: Neigh. Me: Pigs 3: Sizzle sizzle. Somebody understands bacon.