How many chores can horny maids do?

70. Cooking and 69.

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Whats it called when you 69 with someone who is sitting in a wheelchair?

Meals on wheels

What did 6 say to 9?

Baby! Let's do a 69. Hahaha XD

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What's the difference between Joan of Arc and a canoe?

Question: What's the difference between Joan of Arc and a canoe? Answer: One is Maid of Orleans and the other is made of wood.

Why won't Microsoft hire any maids?

Because they don't do Windows

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What's the hardest number to say?

70 because after 69 your mouth's full.

Why can't blondes count to 70?

Because 69 is a bit of a mouthful.

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What do cows get when they do all their chores?

Mooney.

Why does it take southerners so long to do their chores?

Because slavery is illegal.

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What 2 books do white American boys enjoy reading on their way to school?

The Catcher in the Rye and Cooking For Dummies.

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