How many chores can horny maids do?

70. Cooking and 69.

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What is 74 to a blonde?

A: 69 plus VAT

Why couldn't Miss Piggy count to 100?

Because when she got to 69, there was a frog in her throat.

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Why won't Microsoft hire any maids?

Because they don't do Windows

Why will the artist formerly know as Prince only hire former FBI agents as his house maids?

Because they must be able to "dust for Prince" I'll see myself out now

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When is a product with 70% less salt a bad thing?

When you're buying salt.

What do you call a US Marine with an IQ of 70?

General

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What do cows get when they do all their chores?

Mooney.

Why does it take southerners so long to do their chores?

Because slavery is illegal.

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What 2 books do white American boys enjoy reading on their way to school?

The Catcher in the Rye and Cooking For Dummies.

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