How many chores can horny maids do?

70. Cooking and 69.

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Why can't Kermit and Miss Piggy count to one hundred?

Because every time they get to 69, Miss Piggy gets a frog in her throat.

What's the square root of 69?

Ate something.

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Why won't Microsoft hire any maids?

Because they don't do Windows

How do we know that Joan of Arc was French ?

She was maid in France !

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Why can't girls count to 70?

Cause 69's a mouthful!

Why Cant Girls Count To 70?

Because 69 is a mouthful

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Why does it take southerners so long to do their chores?

Because slavery is illegal.

What is the difference between an 8 year old fine wine and a bad wine?

One does their chores while complaining, the other doesn't do them at all.

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What 2 books do white American boys enjoy reading on their way to school?

The Catcher in the Rye and Cooking For Dummies.

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