How many chores can horny maids do?

70. Cooking and 69.

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What is a 72?

A 69 with 3 people watching.

Why should I date you?

Girl - Give me 1 good reason, why I should date you? Guy - I'll give you 69.

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Why did Helen Keller fire her maid?

Cuz she left the plunger in the toilet. - Jackie Martling

Why will the artist formerly know as Prince only hire former FBI agents as his house maids?

Because they must be able to "dust for Prince" I'll see myself out now

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Why did the blonde move to California?

To be a star on Broadway Creds to That 70's Show S04 E6

Why couldn't Miss Piggy count to 70?

She got a frog stuck in her throat at 69.

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What is the difference between an 8 year old fine wine and a bad wine?

One does their chores while complaining, the other doesn't do them at all.

Why does it take southerners so long to do their chores?

Because slavery is illegal.

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What 2 books do white American boys enjoy reading on their way to school?

The Catcher in the Rye and Cooking For Dummies.

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