How many chores can horny maids do?

70. Cooking and 69.

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Why Cant Girls Count To 70?

Because 69 is a mouthful

What's the most immature gaming console?

Ninutendo 69

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What do you call a cheap maid uniform?

Maid in China.

Why won't Microsoft hire any maids?

Because they don't do Windows

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Why cant Miss Piggy count to 70?

Because when she gets to 69 she ends up with a frog in her throat.

When is a product with 70% less salt a bad thing?

When you're buying salt.

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What is the difference between an 8 year old fine wine and a bad wine?

One does their chores while complaining, the other doesn't do them at all.

What do cows get when they do all their chores?

Mooney.

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What 2 books do white American boys enjoy reading on their way to school?

The Catcher in the Rye and Cooking For Dummies.

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