How do Super Heroes like their drinks served?

WITH JUST ICE!

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How do Super Heroes like their drinks served?

WITH JUST ICE!

What will you be drinking?

Harambe: I'll have a beer Me: No, he'll have just ice Bartender: Just ice Me: Yes. Justice for Harambe.