Pavlov Jokes

How did Pavlov keep his dogs so fluffy?

He used conditioner on them.

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Why did Pavlov ring a bell every time a breeze entered his room?

Air Conditioning

What do Pavlov's dogs call storefront bell-ringers?

The Salivation Army.

When Pavlov was done with his experiments what did he do with his dogs?

Donate them to the salivation army I'llseemyselfout

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Why did Pavlov ring a bell every time a breeze entered his room?

Air Conditioning

What's the most casual crime you can commit?

Shooting the breeze.

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Why are muslim charities the worst to donate to?

Because they are for prophet.

Where can I donate to the American Red Cross?

I would like to help with house #7.

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What do you call a large group of people who spit on others?

The Salivation Army.

When Pavlov was done with his experiments what did he do with his dogs?

Donate them to the salivation army I'llseemyselfout

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What is worse than a dog howling at the moon?

Two dogs howling at the moon.

What do you get when you mix a dyslexic, an insomniac, and an agnostic?

Someone who lies awake at night wondering if there's a dog

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What's the difference between a house cleaner and a thief?

The way they enter your house.

What do you do if you enter a room and a clown is having a stroke?

Close the door and go to .

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What kind of dough do Hobbit bakers use?

Frodough.

Why did the man use deodorant to fix a broken window?

He read that it was an invisible solid.

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Why did Frodo set his phone to vibrate?

He was afraid the ring would give him away.

Why does Saturn have rings?

God really liked it so he put rings on it.

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Why do physicists have such a hard time figuring out why their experiments fail Monday through Thursday?

Causal fridays.

How many feminists does it take to screw a lightbulb?

One to screw it in and nine to write on their blogs about how enlightening the experiment was.