Pavlov Jokes

How did Pavlov keep his dogs so fluffy?

He used conditioner on them.

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Why did Pavlov ring a bell every time a breeze entered his room?

Air Conditioning

What do Pavlov's dogs call storefront bell-ringers?

The Salivation Army.

When Pavlov was done with his experiments what did he do with his dogs?

Donate them to the salivation army I'llseemyselfout

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Because no one wants them.

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Why wasn't the chemist concerned when she blew up her experiment?

Oxidants happen,

Conditioner Jokes More Conditioner Jokes

How did Pavlov keep his dogs so fluffy?

He used conditioner on them.

What's Elton John's favorite kind of conditioner?

Levon.

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What did the author of The Lord Of The Rings say after he completed his books?

If you like dialogue, theres a whole lot of Tolkein.

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He was a master of blocking attacks.

Bell Jokes More Bell Jokes

Why do cows wear bells around their necks?

Because their horns don't work 8 year old brother just told me this joke, thought it belonged here

What kind of bell doesn't ring?

A dumbbell.