Salivation Army Jokes

What do you call a large group of people who spit on others?

The Salivation Army.

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What do Pavlov's dogs call storefront bell-ringers?

The Salivation Army.

When Pavlov was done with his experiments what did he do with his dogs?

Donate them to the salivation army I'llseemyselfout

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Pavlov Jokes More Pavlov Jokes

Why did Pavlov ring a bell every time a breeze entered his room?

Air Conditioning

When Pavlov was done with his experiments what did he do with his dogs?

Donate them to the salivation army I'llseemyselfout

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why was the manipulative ghost so unsuccessful?

People could see right through him.

Why are there fences around cemeteries?

people are dying to get in.

Experiment Jokes More Experiment Jokes

How many feminists does it take to screw a lightbulb?

One to screw it in and nine to write on their blogs about how enlightening the experiment was.

What did the science teacher say when the kid was experimenting with magnets?

May the force be with you"

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What does a Korean need when they're taking their dog out?

Oven gloves.

How does an idiot call for his dog?

He puts two fingers in his mouth and then shouts Rover.

Donate Jokes More Donate Jokes

Where can I donate to the American Red Cross?

I would like to help with house #7.

Why did the toy company stop donating toys to kids in Africa?

Because it's pretty depressing to have a Tamagotchi that'll out-live you.

Large Group Jokes More Large Group Jokes

What do you call a large group of people who spit on others?

The Salivation Army.

What did the bishop say to a large group of priest at the overnight camp for young boys?

Let us prey.'

Spit Jokes More Spit Jokes

Why did the shark spit out the clown?

Because he tasted funny!

What's the difference between a school teacher and a train?

A school teacher tells you to spit out your gum, a train says choo choo.