Salivation Army Jokes

What do you call a large group of people who spit on others?

The Salivation Army.

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What do Pavlov's dogs call storefront bell-ringers?

The Salivation Army.

When Pavlov was done with his experiments what did he do with his dogs?

Donate them to the salivation army I'llseemyselfout

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Large Group Jokes More Large Group Jokes

What do you call a large group of people who spit on others?

The Salivation Army.

What did the bishop say to a large group of priest at the overnight camp for young boys?

Let us prey.'

Pavlov Jokes More Pavlov Jokes

What do Pavlov's dogs call storefront bell-ringers?

The Salivation Army.

When Pavlov was done with his experiments what did he do with his dogs?

Donate them to the salivation army I'llseemyselfout

Experiment Jokes More Experiment Jokes

What would Gregor Mendel pray for if he had a blender for his experiments?

Whirled Peas

When Pavlov was done with his experiments what did he do with his dogs?

Donate them to the salivation army I'llseemyselfout

Donate Jokes More Donate Jokes

Why is Apple donating money to cancer research?

Cancer stole our jobs!"

When Pavlov was done with his experiments what did he do with his dogs?

Donate them to the salivation army I'llseemyselfout

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why aren't people from the Westboro Baptist Church archaeologists?

Because they are phobes.

Why can't people in wheelchairs be looked at for too long?

The can't handle stares.

Spit Jokes More Spit Jokes

What is the difference between a teacher and a train?

The teacher says, "Spit out your gum," but a train says, "Chew chew!"

What if I color on you?

What if I run a truck along your back Steal your toy Throw a ball Spit food at you - My toddler, wooing the dog

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What kind of dog sniffs out new flowers ?

A bud hound !

Why didn't Pope John Paul let dogs into the Vatican?

Because they pee on poles.