Salivation Army Jokes

What do you call a large group of people who spit on others?

The Salivation Army.

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What do Pavlov's dogs call storefront bell-ringers?

The Salivation Army.

When Pavlov was done with his experiments what did he do with his dogs?

Donate them to the salivation army I'llseemyselfout

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you get if you play a country music song backwards?

You get your wife back. Your house back. Your truck back. Your dog back...

Where's the dog?

flashback to me giving him the keys to the car to get more beer* ME: I let him outside.

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why is YOLO popular all of a sudden?

Was there seriously a problem of people thinking we all lived twice

How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, and ten people to stand around clapping and saying "Aww, how brave."

Experiment Jokes More Experiment Jokes

What did the lead researcher say when all of her colleagues were complaining about the experiment?

I don't care et al."

When Pavlov was done with his experiments what did he do with his dogs?

Donate them to the salivation army I'llseemyselfout

Spit Jokes More Spit Jokes

Why is it better to be ashy?

cause it just means you spit more fire

Why did the Egyptian spit out his water?

Because it came from the Suez.

Large Group Jokes More Large Group Jokes

What did the bishop say to a large group of priest at the overnight camp for young boys?

Let us prey.'

What do you call a large group of people who spit on others?

The Salivation Army.

Donate Jokes More Donate Jokes

Where do atheists donate their money?

Non Prophet Organizations

Where can I donate to the American Red Cross?

I would like to help with house #7.

Pavlov Jokes More Pavlov Jokes

Why did Pavlov ring a bell every time a breeze entered his room?

Air Conditioning

What do Pavlov's dogs call storefront bell-ringers?

The Salivation Army.