Salivation Army Jokes

What do you call a large group of people who spit on others?

The Salivation Army.

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What do Pavlov's dogs call storefront bell-ringers?

The Salivation Army.

When Pavlov was done with his experiments what did he do with his dogs?

Donate them to the salivation army I'llseemyselfout

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People Jokes More People Jokes

How many people does it take to change a light bulb?

Is just one of the questions I should have asked before buying a lighthouse....

Why is Russia a very fast country ?

Because the people are always Russian !

Pavlov Jokes More Pavlov Jokes

Why did Pavlov ring a bell every time a breeze entered his room?

Air Conditioning

What do Pavlov's dogs call storefront bell-ringers?

The Salivation Army.

Experiment Jokes More Experiment Jokes

What did the lead researcher say when all of her colleagues were complaining about the experiment?

I don't care et al."

Why was the scientist allowed to use dolphins for his experiments?

Because they were for test porpoise only

Donate Jokes More Donate Jokes

Where can I donate to the American Red Cross?

I would like to help with house #7.

When Pavlov was done with his experiments what did he do with his dogs?

Donate them to the salivation army I'llseemyselfout

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog ?

A croaker spaniel !

What dog can jump higher than a building?

Anydog, buildings can't jump!

Spit Jokes More Spit Jokes

Why do people say clean as a whistle?

Whistles aren't clean, they're full of spit

Why did the aligator spit out his lunch?

Because it was two years old

Large Group Jokes More Large Group Jokes

What do you call a large group of people who spit on others?

The Salivation Army.

What did the bishop say to a large group of priest at the overnight camp for young boys?

Let us prey.'