Salivation Army Jokes

What do you call a large group of people who spit on others?

The Salivation Army.

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What do Pavlov's dogs call storefront bell-ringers?

The Salivation Army.

When Pavlov was done with his experiments what did he do with his dogs?

Donate them to the salivation army I'llseemyselfout

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Pavlov Jokes More Pavlov Jokes

When Pavlov was done with his experiments what did he do with his dogs?

Donate them to the salivation army I'llseemyselfout

Why did Pavlov ring a bell every time a breeze entered his room?

Air Conditioning

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do dogs have that no other animal has ?

Puppy dogs !

What did the Agnostic Dyslexic Insomniac do?

He stayed up all night wondering if there was a dog.

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why are people leaving the Ukraine?

I don't know but they sure are Russian.

Why should you never ask people with Down Syndrome to use a printer?

They always make an extra copy

Donate Jokes More Donate Jokes

Where can I donate to the American Red Cross?

I would like to help with house #7.

Why are muslim charities the worst to donate to?

Because they are for prophet.

Large Group Jokes More Large Group Jokes

What did the bishop say to a large group of priest at the overnight camp for young boys?

Let us prey.'

What do you call a large group of people who spit on others?

The Salivation Army.

Experiment Jokes More Experiment Jokes

What did the science teacher say when the kid was experimenting with magnets?

May the force be with you"

When Pavlov was done with his experiments what did he do with his dogs?

Donate them to the salivation army I'llseemyselfout

Spit Jokes More Spit Jokes

What's the last thing you hear before a pubic hair falls to the ground?

spits*

Why do people say clean as a whistle?

Whistles aren't clean, they're full of spit