What's the difference between God and fighter pilots?

A: God doesn't think he's a fighter pilot.

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What's the difference between a cult and a religion ?

About a couple thousand years.

What's the difference between awkward and awful?

Awkward is finding your mom on Tinder, awful is matching with her

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How can you celebrate Christmas if you don't believe in God?

I responded with, "How can you celebrate Valentine's Day if nobody loves you "

How is God just like every other man?

If you're not on your knees, he's not interested.