What's the difference between God and fighter pilots?

A: God doesn't think he's a fighter pilot.

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What's the difference between a tv remote and a newborn?

You can't play football with the remote.

What's the difference between Windows 8.1 and Windows 10?

The start menu.

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What is a million years like to you?

God: Like one second. Mortal: What is a million dollars like to you God: Like one penny. Mortal: Can I have a penny God: Just a second.

What are the three biggest lies an Oklahoma State fan tells?

I WON this belt buckle, I OWN that truck, and I swear to God I was just helping that sheep over the fence.