What did the ghost say on December 25th?

A: Scary Christmas!

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What does Paul Inces mum make for Christmas?

Ince pies!

What did the black kid get for Christmas?

My bike

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What happens to all the unsold christmas trees?

A Total TreeCull. Basically, on the evening of December 25th, every christmas tree salesperson does the trees

Why did Kim Jong-il die a week before December 25th?

Because Rudolph is the only deer leader at Christmas.

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What do you call a ghost who only haunts the Town Hall?

The nightmayor.

What do ghosts watch if they want to relax?

Skelly-vision!