What did the ghost say on December 25th?

A: Scary Christmas!

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What did Santa say when he saw your mom, sister, and girlfriend all together in the same room?

MERRY CHRISTMAS!

Why did Kim Jong-il die a week before December 25th?

Because Rudolph is the only deer leader at Christmas.

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What did the ghost say on December 25th?

A: Scary Christmas!

What happens to all the unsold christmas trees?

A Total TreeCull. Basically, on the evening of December 25th, every christmas tree salesperson does the trees

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What do ghosts call their true love?

Their ghoul-friend

Why are ghosts banned from the liquor store?

They would steal all the boos.