What do you call a lazy immigrant ?

A United States citizen

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Who is faster... Speedy Gonzales or Road Runner?

It depends on how close they are to the Mexico-United States border.

What do Ohio and Mackerels have in common?

Nothing! Ohio is the only state in the United States that's name shares no letters with the word mackerel.

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What do you call a lazy immigrant ?

A United States citizen

What did the hipster epidemiologist say to United States citizens at a press conference?

You probably won't get it.