Because she was a girl.
asked the teacher hoping that someone would say "babies." She was disappointed when all the children cried out "Happy!"
Boy: Hello? I need your help! 911: Alright, What is it? Boy: Two girls are fighting over me! 911: So what's your emergency? Boy: The ugly one is winning.
He brought the wrong carrion.
They were too GUI.
The Cincinnati Reds -because they're the Big Bread Machine!
When was the last time you saw a baseball team penalized for too many men on the field?