Brownie Jokes

What did one hash brownie say to the other?

We're so baked. What did the stoner say to his friend? I'm so high,I can hear the brownies talking to each other.

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What is a police officer's least favorite dessert?

A brownie.

What places have the least racial tensions?

Bakeries, there are brownies and crackers there and yet they never fight.

Why did the brownie get kicked off the baseball team?

Because she was a girl.

Why did the computer programmer put his brownies back in the oven?

They were too GUI.

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Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

What do you get when you get in a fight with the Los Angeles Lakers lead point scorer?

Kobe beef

Who wins in a fight: Goku or Superman?

Wrong, Batman always wins.   Yes, I do have the sense of humor of a 5 year old.

Cracker Jokes More Cracker Jokes

What do you call a mouse with cheese but no crackers?

Cracka-lackin

What kind of work out do parrots have on leg day?

SQUAAATS! ...Polly want a cracker.

Kick Jokes More Kick Jokes

Why did the midget get kicked out of the putt putt course?

because he wanted to play minijerkoff.

What do I have to do to get a margarita around here?

And that's when I got kicked out of Dairy Queen.

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

What did one fish say to the other?

Keep your mouth shut and you'll never get caught.

How much ice does it take to preserve a dead body?

I ask on twitter because googling it gets people caught.

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

What's that one place in Thailand called?

Ahh Phuket. Nevermind.

Why did the girl reject the landfill owner?

His place is a dump

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What kind of disease did the guy get when he skipped the condom and plowed a girl with down's syndrome?

Slow clap

Why did the girl fall out of the swing?

Because she didn't have arms.

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

Why did my friend get a screw in her pizza?

She is allergic to nuts.

How does a potato keep up with it's friends?

With Google chromosome+

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

What am I a pillow now?

Her: Yep, and pillows don't talk. I think we're bonding.

Why didn't the dog speak to his foot ?

Because it's not polite to talk back to your paw !