Little Chili Jokes

What do you call a pepper in late autumn?

A little chili

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Why did the momma pepper tuck in her baby?

Because he was a little chili (Actually came up with this while making chili)

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Chili Jokes More Chili Jokes

What do you ask a Mexican girl you like?

Netflix and chili

When I lose faith in humanity, I think of Chili's just handing out sick, light-up beepers, trusting us to return them. And know what?

We do.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

How did the witch almost lose her baby?

She didn't take it far enough into the woods.

Why don't Blacks and Mexicans have babies?

Their kids would be too lazy to steal.

Pepper Jokes More Pepper Jokes

How do you know if a pepper is starting a fight with you?

It gets jalapeno face.

Why did the man snort Dr. Pepper?

He thought it was Coke!

Come Jokes More Come Jokes

How do you tell which truck is the mail truck?

It has huge balls on it. Credit goes to the 70 year old man who just came into my work and made my day.

Why is a man's pee yellow, and his sperm white?

So he can tell if he's coming or going.

Momma Jokes More Momma Jokes

Why did the grain call his sister "momma"?

Because he was in bread!

What did the Momma buffalo say to the baby buffalo on his first day of school?

Bye Son (Bison)