A little chili
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Because he was a little chili (Actually came up with this while making chili)
Netflix and chili
Because pepper makes them sneeze!
Season's greetings!
Because she's miss carriaged.
One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other is a watermelon.
It doesn't matter, he ain't coming anyways.
Boss: I don't know. Guy: I'm not coming in this morning!
what did the baby corn say to momma corn? where is popcorn.