What do women call men under 6 inches?

Friends.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs playing in a pile of leaves?

Rustle

What's the difference between a man falling from 100ft and a man falling from 10ft ?

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh - SMACK SMACK - aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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How many "friend zoned" guys does it take to change a lightbulb?

How many "friend zoned" guys does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw.

What does Stevie Wonder call his money?

Wonderbread. Anyone want to be my friend

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Why did u shoot ur wife ?

Judge:why did u shoot ur wife instead of shootingher lover Methew:Your honour, it's easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one man every week.

What do you call 5 guys who have no arms or legs and a woman floating in the water together?

Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob and Ann

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Why do girls make a "shhhhh" noise while peeing and men don't?

Cos men have a 6 inch silencer.

What's 6 inches long, 2 inches wide and drives your girlfriend wild?

A $100 bill.