Armour Jokes

What's a thief's favorite type of armour?

Steel armour

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Why did the knight run about shouting for a tin opener ?

He had a bee in his suit of armour !

Where do Knights get their armour?

The hardware store. One I came up with when I was about 10.

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Why doesn't Stephen Hawking need a wife?

Because he has his own shoulder to cry on. Edit: all credit goes to /u/Earleebird who posted it in a comment in /r/oldschoolcool

Why did the stupid boy put clothes on the valentines he was sending?

Because they needed to be ad-dressed!

Bee Jokes More Bee Jokes

What do bees do if they want to use public transport ?

Wait at a buzz stop !

What did the bee say to the flower ?

Hello honey !

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What is the weakest armour made out of?

Asian People

Why do Asian people never seem to age?

I met a chinese girl today & I estimate her age to be somewhere between 4 & 197.

Suit Jokes More Suit Jokes

How many bassoonists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one but they'll insist on going through about 5 bulbs before they find one that suits this particular room and situation.

What is the difference between cats and commas?

This might be better suited for but I think its more a joke Cats have claws at the ends of it's paws commas haves pauses at the ends of its clause.

10 Jokes More 10 Jokes

What do you mean, 10?

10 what Months Weeks !" Doctor: "Nine."

What do you call 10 rabbits walking backwards?

A receding hareline

Knight Jokes More Knight Jokes

What knight of the round table never paid with cash when buying something?

Sir Charge

What was King Arthur's favourite game ?

Knights and crosses !

Asian Jokes More Asian Jokes

What is the cheapest way to blindfold an Asian?

Dental floss.

Why Newton laws were not from Asian countries?

Because they have durian...

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What's brown, sticky and runs down your leg?

Chocolate Ice Cream in July!

What do you do when you see a Flock of Seagulls?

You run. You run so far away.