Steel armour
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
He had a bee in his suit of armour !
The hardware store. One I came up with when I was about 10.
The hard-wear store
From the knights Da-sa(y)-NI! This joke is best delivered verbally.
Start shouting Jehovah.
Motorist: I thought you were saying "Good morning Mr. Mayor." Cop: Right. I wanted to warn you about going too fast through the next town.
Stark naked.
Britney Spears
Because the American people could never make it through the erection without raughing.
All the Mexicans have car insurance.
Throw a tin of beans in there ..... How do you get them back out of it? Run past with the tin opener .....
Because the resemblance was uncanny.
You need dill dough.
Shoe laces.
I met a chinese girl today & I estimate her age to be somewhere between 4 & 197.
He drank so much poison it built his immuni-tea.
One baby nailed to 10 trees...
