Armour Jokes

What's a thief's favorite type of armour?

Steel armour

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Why did the knight run about shouting for a tin opener ?

He had a bee in his suit of armour !

Where do Knights get their armour?

The hardware store. One I came up with when I was about 10.

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What's the difference between windows 10 and the world's biggest virus?

The Logo.

How does Rudy Giuliani count to 10?

He doesn't he skips 1-8 and says 9-11 ten times.

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What do you get when you mix free running with golf?

Parfour Sorry

Why couldn't I run the Compressed File?

I was missing the important Bits.

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What is the difference between a man and a dog?

A man wears a suit and the dog, pants.

What do you call a chav in a suit?

The defendant."

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Who is both a knight and a spy?

Sir Veillance

What do you call a gathering of Arthur's Knights?

A Sir conference.

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Why did the knight run about shouting for a tin opener ?

He had a bee in his suit of armour !

How do you get 100 Ethiopians in a phone box?

Throw a tin of beans in there ..... How do you get them back out of it? Run past with the tin opener .....

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What bee is forbidden to the Muslims?

Haram-bee

How many bees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

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What do the French call artificial feet for cats?

Faux Paws

What do you call an eerie French pastry chef?

A crepe.

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Why did the Kurd bury his music collection?

His tribesman said "ISIL is approaching, and they're coming for Yazidis."

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