Armour Jokes

What's a thief's favorite type of armour?

Steel armour

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Why did the knight run about shouting for a tin opener ?

He had a bee in his suit of armour !

Where do Knights get their armour?

The hardware store. One I came up with when I was about 10.

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What do you call an Asian man with one leg?

Tai-Wan-Shu

What do you call an emotionless Asian woman?

A rice queen!

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Which actor is best suited for a programmer role?

Dev Patel.

Why did the black man wear a suit to his vasectomy?

If he was going to be Impotent he wanted to look impotent. (important)

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What do you call a superhero-duo run over by a steam roller?

Flatman and Ribbon.

What does it mean when you see a bunch of blacks running in one direction?

Jail break.

Tin Opener Jokes More Tin Opener Jokes

How do you get 100 Ethiopians in a phone box?

Throw a tin of beans in there ..... How do you get them back out of it? Run past with the tin opener .....

Why did the knight run about shouting for a tin opener ?

He had a bee in his suit of armour !

Knight Jokes More Knight Jokes

What's an empty suit of armor doing on the drivers side of a car?

He went out for the knight. OK I'll leave now

How did I win a Super Smash Bros. Brawl Tournament?

I met a knight

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How are old jokes on reddit like a herpes outbreak?

You know they are going to keep coming back, and despite the fact they are weaker each time, you still don't look forward to them.

Why did Frosty the snowman pull down his pants?

He heard the snow-blower was coming.

Shout Jokes More Shout Jokes

How's my dad?

Dr:I'm afraid he's in critical condition *shout from inside room "You've never lived to up to your potential!"

What did the soccer player shout to the baker who's cakes kept sticking to the tin?

LINE IT!"

Bee Jokes More Bee Jokes

What's a bees favourite flower ?

A bee-gonias !

What do you call a bee with a toe?

Toby"