Armour Jokes

What's a thief's favorite type of armour?

Steel armour

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Why did the knight run about shouting for a tin opener ?

He had a bee in his suit of armour !

Where do Knights get their armour?

The hardware store. One I came up with when I was about 10.

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Why did the cannibal break up with his girlfriend?

She didn't suit his taste!

Which singer would be best suited for the roman military?

Britney Spears

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What did the tsundere degree say to the radian?

Notice me 10"

Why did Microsoft skip straight to 10?

Because Windows 7, 8, 9. I'll see myself out.

Bee Jokes More Bee Jokes

How can you tell if a bee is on the phone?

You get a buzzy signal.

What kind of guns do bees use?

BeeBee guns

Tin Opener Jokes More Tin Opener Jokes

How do you get 100 Ethiopians in a phone box?

Throw a tin of beans in there ..... How do you get them back out of it? Run past with the tin opener .....

Why did the knight run about shouting for a tin opener ?

He had a bee in his suit of armour !

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How many Frenchmen does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one to hold it in place while the rest of Europe runs circles around it.

How do you get out of the stomach of an elephant?

Run around until you get pooped out

Knight Jokes More Knight Jokes

Why were the early days of history called the Dark Ages?

There were many knights.

Who is both a knight and a spy?

Sir Veillance

Shout Jokes More Shout Jokes

What does a french truck driver shout during Bastille Day?

Have a NICE day!

How do you separate two blind people fighting?

You just simply shout: "I'm supporting the one with the knife!"

French Jokes More French Jokes

What did the French man say when he tripped down the stairs?

Eiffel.

Whats the new French flag look like?

A white cross emblazoned on a white background!