Armour Jokes

What's a thief's favorite type of armour?

Steel armour

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Why did the knight run about shouting for a tin opener ?

He had a bee in his suit of armour !

Where do Knights get their armour?

The hardware store. One I came up with when I was about 10.

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An incorporation.

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How did the knight know that his armor was made in China?

He found a chink in it.

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I met a knight

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What do Asian people use as blindfolds?

Shoe laces.

Why do Asian people never seem to age?

I met a chinese girl today & I estimate her age to be somewhere between 4 & 197.

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How do you get 100 Ethiopians in a phone box?

Throw a tin of beans in there ..... How do you get them back out of it? Run past with the tin opener .....

Why did the knight run about shouting for a tin opener ?

He had a bee in his suit of armour !

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What's an empty suit of armor doing on the drivers side of a car?

He went out for the knight. OK I'll leave now

Why did the knight run about shouting for a tin opener ?

He had a bee in his suit of armour !

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Why do Asian woman have small breasts?

Because her parents accept nothing less than an A.

What do you call a rich Asian?

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How does a French soldier greet his comrades?

Salut!

What game do French schoolchildren like to play?

Simon 16

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How does a Bee get to work?

He catches a buzz.

What do you call a bee in the garage?

Garbage.