Armour Jokes

What's a thief's favorite type of armour?

Steel armour

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Why did the knight run about shouting for a tin opener ?

He had a bee in his suit of armour !

Where do Knights get their armour?

The hardware store. One I came up with when I was about 10.

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Bee Jokes More Bee Jokes

What did the allergic say after getting stung by a bee?

Life's a bee-itch and then you die."

When Noah was loading the Ark, where did he put the bees?

In the Ark-hives.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why are we seeing the creepy clowns all over the country?

Being in many states and seen on all types of media is how they run for president.

What's the best part of running a marathon?

Ha! You actually thought I ran a marathon! Jokes on you, I'm just drunk!

10 Jokes More 10 Jokes

Why can't you tell jokes in base 8?

Because 7, 10, 11!

What was it like?

Me: What was what like 10: Being alive in the 1900's Me: Go to your room.

Asian Jokes More Asian Jokes

What are some good Asian jokes you know?

I read some jokes from this sub to my Asian co-worker and she wanted me to ask if you guys have some good Asian jokes to help us get through the rest of the work day.

Why isn't the speed of light Asian?

Because it never gets better than a 'C'.

Suit Jokes More Suit Jokes

What do you call a scouser in a suit?

The defendant.

Which singer would be best suited for the roman military?

Britney Spears

Asian People Jokes More Asian People Jokes

Why do Asian people never seem to age?

I met a chinese girl today & I estimate her age to be somewhere between 4 & 197.

What do Asian people use as blindfolds?

Shoe laces.

Shout Jokes More Shout Jokes

What is a whale's favorite song?

Shout.

Why does Rilla get mad when he's in a race?

A. Because all his friends shout "GO-RILLA!"

French Jokes More French Jokes

Why do the French get high so fast?

Because they'll reach 420 before anyone else. Explanation: 80 is quatre-vingt in french and quatre=4 and vingt= 20.

What do French people do when vacationing in Laos?

They go swimming in Laotian