Armour Jokes

This is a joke I came up with. Q: How many religious people does it take to change a light bulb? A: There's no need to change it when you can easily convince everyone that it still works, but they've gone blind.

French Jokes More French Jokes

What do you have left after you burn a French alphabet?

H Edit: I don't like explaining jokes but since the first guy didn't get I might as well: When pronounced in a French accent it sounds like ash.

What do you call a hip French black guy?

Latrill

Bee Jokes More Bee Jokes

What's more dangerous than being with a fool ?

Fooling with a bee !

What kind of bees hum and drop things ?

A fumble bee !

Asian People Jokes More Asian People Jokes

What is the weakest armour made out of?

Asian People

What do Asian people use as blindfolds?

Shoe laces.

Tin Opener Jokes More Tin Opener Jokes

Why did the knight run about shouting for a tin opener ?

He had a bee in his suit of armour !

How do you get 100 Ethiopians in a phone box?

Throw a tin of beans in there ..... How do you get them back out of it? Run past with the tin opener .....

Asian Jokes More Asian Jokes

What do you call it when an Asian's imaginary friend dies?

Make-bereave

What sort of aircraft does the Asian pilot who loves to greet people fly?

A herrocopter

Come Jokes More Come Jokes

What do pimples and catholic priests have in common?

They both start coming on boys' faces around age 13.

How are false teeth like stars?

They come out at night!