Armour Jokes

What's a thief's favorite type of armour?

Steel armour

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Why did the knight run about shouting for a tin opener ?

He had a bee in his suit of armour !

Where do Knights get their armour?

The hardware store. One I came up with when I was about 10.

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Why did the knight run about shouting for a tin opener ?

He had a bee in his suit of armour !

How do you get 100 Ethiopians in a phone box?

Throw a tin of beans in there ..... How do you get them back out of it? Run past with the tin opener .....

Asian People Jokes More Asian People Jokes

What is the weakest armour made out of?

Asian People

What do Asian people use as blindfolds?

Shoe laces.

10 Jokes More 10 Jokes

Why is Microsoft coming out with a windows 10 instead of 9?

Because 7 8 9

What's the difference between windows 10 and the world's biggest virus?

The Logo.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What did the Grateful Dead fan say when he ran out of pot?

What's that noise?

What do you call a country run by a bunch of stubborn old deer?

A stagnation

Suit Jokes More Suit Jokes

What is it with Russians and their track suits?

Because back in Soviet day, suit track you.

What do you call a chav in a suit?

The defendant."

Shout Jokes More Shout Jokes

Why is ur wife shouting at you?

Friend: she told me to upload her photo in FB, I uploaded in OLX... Mistakes do happen

Why did the knight run about shouting for a tin opener ?

He had a bee in his suit of armour !

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why did the dog run in circles?

He was a watchdog and needed winding.

Which is the favourite Gorilla proverb?

A fiend in need is a fiend indeed!

Asian Jokes More Asian Jokes

What do Asian pirates do?

They fry pranes

What do you call an Asian Terrorist group?

Rice-is