Macaroni Jokes

What was Confucius' favorite comfort food?

Macaroni and Qi.

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Why did the macaroni cross the street with a bible?

Because it's a pastor )

What dog rides a horse named Macaroni?

Yankee poodle!

Why can't you make something that's sort of like a macaron but not really?

Because then it'd just be macaroni