What do you say to a Jedi who stole your sicilian dessert?

You owe me one cannoli."

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Who does a Jedi call when he forgets his keys?

A LockSith.

Why can't you e-mail a photo to a Jedi?

Because attachments are forbidden.

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Why should you never play Uno with a Mexican?

Because they'll steal all the green cards.

What do you call it when someone steals your footrest?

Grand Theft Ottoman

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What's the definition of a 68?

That's when you blow me and I owe you 1.

Why is it bad that Peyton Manning shilled for Budweiser?

Because he clearly owed the win to Miller.

Cannoli Jokes More Cannoli Jokes

What do you say to a Jedi who stole your sicilian dessert?

You owe me one cannoli."

What did Anakin order from the Italian bakery?

Only one cannoli.