What do you say to a Jedi who stole your sicilian dessert?

You owe me one cannoli."

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What is a Jedi's favorite car company?

Toyoda

What's the dirtiest part of a Jedi?

The Forceskin.

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Batvirus ( stolen joke xD )

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Because everytime he tried, he kept owing his son money!

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What do you say to a Jedi who stole your sicilian dessert?

You owe me one cannoli."

What did Anakin order from the Italian bakery?

Only one cannoli.