What do you say to a Jedi who stole your sicilian dessert?

You owe me one cannoli."

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What is a Jedi's favorite salad dressing?

Skywalker Ranch.

Which program do Jedis use to open PDF files?

Adobe Wan Kenobi.

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What happened when the monster stole a bottle of perfume?

He was convicted of fragrancy.

Why do black people like basketball?

Because it invovles running, shooting, and stealing.

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When the neutron gets his drink, he asks, "Bartender, how much do I owe you?

The bartender replies, "For you, neutron, no charge."

Why was Albert Einstein's dad afraid to teach him vowels?

Because everytime he tried, he kept owing his son money!

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What do you say to a Jedi who stole your sicilian dessert?

You owe me one cannoli."

What did Anakin order from the Italian bakery?

Only one cannoli.