What do you say to a Jedi who stole your sicilian dessert?

You owe me one cannoli."

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Jedi Jokes More Jedi Jokes

Why was the Jedi so good at the synthesizer?

He had a high MIDI-chlorian count. Test.

Why are Jedi terrible at Rugby?

Because "There is no Try."

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?

greg.

What is the difference between the regular police and the secret service?

The secret service is the only police that gets in trouble if a black person dies. Shamelessly stolen from the correspondents' dinner.

Owe Jokes More Owe Jokes

What's a 68?

She blows me and I owe her one.

What's a 68 to a blonde?

She goes down on you and you owe her one

Cannoli Jokes More Cannoli Jokes

What did Anakin order from the Italian bakery?

Only one cannoli.

What do you say to a Jedi who stole your sicilian dessert?

You owe me one cannoli."