What do you say to a Jedi who stole your sicilian dessert?

You owe me one cannoli."

Previous Random Joke Next

Jedi Jokes More Jedi Jokes

What does a Jedi use to open files?

Adobe-wan Kenobi

What are these clothes on the floor?

A dead Jedi" I replied

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

What do you call someone stealing musical instruments?

A Luter.

When did this happen ?

a) I don't know he also stole my watch.

Owe Jokes More Owe Jokes

What's a 68?

She blows me and I owe her one.

What's the definition of a 68?

That's when you blow me and I owe you 1.

Cannoli Jokes More Cannoli Jokes

What did Anakin order from the Italian bakery?

Only one cannoli.

What do you say to a Jedi who stole your sicilian dessert?

You owe me one cannoli."