What do you say to a Jedi who stole your sicilian dessert?

You owe me one cannoli."

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Jedi Jokes More Jedi Jokes

What do you get when you cross a Jedi with a nun?

a force of habit

Why can't you e-mail a photo to a Jedi?

Because attachments are forbidden.

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How many NRA members does it take to stop a 6-year-old paraplegic from stealing a candy bar?

Nobody knows - they usually lose count at 800 rounds.

Why did the spy steal the laptop?

It had a sticker that said 'intel inside'.

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What did the snake day to Adam after he bit the apple?

You owe Eve an O.

What's a 68?

She blows me and I owe her one.

Cannoli Jokes More Cannoli Jokes

What do you say to a Jedi who stole your sicilian dessert?

You owe me one cannoli."

What did Anakin order from the Italian bakery?

Only one cannoli.