What do you say to a Jedi who stole your sicilian dessert?

You owe me one cannoli."

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What do you call a flying Jedi?

A skywalker. (I'm really sorry)

What do Jedis wear to Oktoberfest?

Vader-hosen!

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What do you call someone stealing musical instruments?

A Luter.

What do you call a stolen Tesla Car?

Edison.

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What's a 68?

She blows me and I owe her one.

Why was Albert Einstein's dad afraid to teach him vowels?

Because everytime he tried, he kept owing his son money!

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What do you say to a Jedi who stole your sicilian dessert?

You owe me one cannoli."

What did Anakin order from the Italian bakery?

Only one cannoli.