Warlock Jokes

What's the difference between a Warlock and a Sorcerer?

Apart from the Spelling?

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What subject did the Warlock major in at University?

Fel-osophy

Why don't witches ever have babies?

Because warlocks have hollow weenies!

How does a wizard keep his potions safe from burglary?

A: With a warlock.

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Potion Jokes More Potion Jokes

Why wouldn't the Kabuto share his Potion?

He was a little shellfish.

Why do rpg characters like potions so much?

Because they're always the life of the party!

University Jokes More University Jokes

What subject did the Warlock major in at University?

Fel-osophy

Which university has the most muslims?

SUNY

Necronomnomnomicon Jokes More Necronomnomnomicon Jokes

What was the warlock's favorite cookbook?

The Necronomnomnomicon.

What is H.P. Lovecraft's cook book called?

The Necronomnomnomicon.

Spell Jokes More Spell Jokes

How do you spell Canada?

C-Eh?-N-Eh?-D-Eh?

What's the difference between a Warlock and a Sorcerer?

Apart from the Spelling?

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a group of pigmies and a lesbian track team?

One of them is a bunch of cunning runts

What's the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi?

People in Dubai don't like the Flintstones but people in Abu Dhabi doooooo.

Witch Jokes More Witch Jokes

What is yellow and goes click-click?

A ball-point banana. Witch: Will I lose my looks as I get older Wizard: With luck yes. Witch:

How do you know when you are in bed with a witch ?

She has a big "W" embroidered on her pyjamas !

Wizard Jokes More Wizard Jokes

How often to wizard journalists get paid?

They make a Daily Prophet.

What do you call a wizard with a good outlook on life?

An Opti-Mystic.

Hollow Weenie Jokes More Hollow Weenie Jokes

Why can't the ghost get his girlfriend pregnant?

Because he's got a hollow-weenie.

Why can't witches have babies?

Because their husbands have hollow-weenies.