Warlock Jokes

What's the difference between a Warlock and a Sorcerer?

Apart from the Spelling?

Interactive Joke of the Day Mug

5.0

Coffee Mug

What subject did the Warlock major in at University?

Fel-osophy

Why don't witches ever have babies?

Because warlocks have hollow weenies!

How does a wizard keep his potions safe from burglary?

A: With a warlock.

You might also enjoy:

Spell Jokes More Spell Jokes

What's the difference between a Warlock and a Sorcerer?

Apart from the Spelling?

Why is it spelled 'cancelled' in the UK, but 'canceled' in the US?

Because the US gave the UK that L back in 1776.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What's blue and yellow and sits at the bottom of the pool?

A baby with slashed floaties. What's red and yellow and floats on top of the pool? Floaties with a slashed baby.

What is the softest bed for a baby to sleep on?

Cot-on-wool.

Necronomnomnomicon Jokes More Necronomnomnomicon Jokes

What was the warlock's favorite cookbook?

The Necronomnomnomicon.

What is H.P. Lovecraft's cook book called?

The Necronomnomnomicon.

Wizard Jokes More Wizard Jokes

What is yellow and goes click-click?

A ball-point banana. Witch: Will I lose my looks as I get older Wizard: With luck yes. Witch:

What do you call a make-believe country for wizards?

A magi nation

Hollow Weenie Jokes More Hollow Weenie Jokes

Why didnt the witch have any children?

Because her husband had a hollow weenie

Why cant witches get pregnant?

Because ghosts have hollow-weenies! Happy halloween :)

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a hedgehog and a limo?

A hedgehogs got pricks on the outside.

What's the difference between lobsters and crabs?

I don't lobsters!

University Jokes More University Jokes

What do you call the grounds of a university that specializes in teaching neuroscience to hippopotamuses?

Hippocampus!

Why do University of Alabama graduates place their diplomas on their rear-view mirrors?

So they can park in handicap spots.

Potion Jokes More Potion Jokes

How does a wizard keep his potions safe from burglary?

A: With a warlock.

Why do rpg characters like potions so much?

Because they're always the life of the party!