Warlock Jokes

What's the difference between a Warlock and a Sorcerer?

Apart from the Spelling?

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What subject did the Warlock major in at University?

Fel-osophy

Why don't witches ever have babies?

Because warlocks have hollow weenies!

How does a wizard keep his potions safe from burglary?

A: With a warlock.

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What is H.P. Lovecraft's cook book called?

The Necronomnomnomicon.

What was the warlock's favorite cookbook?

The Necronomnomnomicon.

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Where did Dr. Pepper get his degree?

The University of Minnesoda

Why doesn't the sun need to go to University?

He's too bright.

Potion Jokes More Potion Jokes

Why do rpg characters like potions so much?

Because they're always the life of the party!

Why wouldn't the Kabuto share his Potion?

He was a little shellfish.

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Why can't ghosts make babies?

They have hollow weenies! .... And I'll just see myself out.

Why can't ghosts have babies?

They have hollow weenies!

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Why does a witch wear a pointed black hat?

To keep her head warm.

What do witches use pencil sharpeners for?

To keep their hats pointed.

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How do you spell "we" with two letters without using the letters W and E?

U and I.

What did you get 100 in?

Jason: Two things: I got 50 in Spelling and 50 in History. Mother: Well at least you can add !

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a tennis ball and the prince of Wales?

One is heir to the throne and the other is thrown into the air.

What's the difference between an introverted mathematician and an extroverted mathematician?

The extrovert looks at the other person's shoes.

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How are the band "The Scorpions" and rural shepherds alike?

They just wanna be loved by ewe. Made up this joke/pun at work the other day (I'm sure I'm not the first), decided to subject you all to it. All apologies to shepherds who are not physical with your sheep.

Why did the researchers stopped their research on embryos?

Because the subject is still to immature.