Warlock Jokes

What's the difference between a Warlock and a Sorcerer?

Apart from the Spelling?

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What subject did the Warlock major in at University?

Fel-osophy

Why don't witches ever have babies?

Because warlocks have hollow weenies!

How does a wizard keep his potions safe from burglary?

A: With a warlock.

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Wizard Jokes More Wizard Jokes

Why did the wizards wife have hickeys on her neck?

Because he was a neck-romancer....

How did the witches and wizards in the Alzheimer's ward refer to Voldemort?

You-knew-who

Hollow Weenie Jokes More Hollow Weenie Jokes

Why don't witches ever have babies?

Because warlocks have hollow weenies!

Why can't a ghost get anyone pregnant?

Because he has a hollow-weenie

Witch Jokes More Witch Jokes

What do you call three witches in a hot tub?

A self-cleaning coven.

What happens if you see twin witches?

You won't be able to tell witch witch is witch.

University Jokes More University Jokes

Why your oven doesn't attend an university?

It already has at least hundred degrees

Where did the universe attend college?

At the university.

Spell Jokes More Spell Jokes

Why do pop artists hate shoe shopping?

They have too many ft. *edit for spelling

What do you call a beast made entirely from egg whites?

A Meringue-u-tang!!! Note: I know it's spelled Orangutan. :P

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Who was that at the door?

Veronica: A lady with a baby in a buggy. Mrs Brown: Tell her to push off. "

Why did the baby cross the road?

It didn't hit the car's windshield.

Necronomnomnomicon Jokes More Necronomnomnomicon Jokes

What is H.P. Lovecraft's cook book called?

The Necronomnomnomicon.

What was the warlock's favorite cookbook?

The Necronomnomnomicon.

Subject Jokes More Subject Jokes

Why did the researchers stopped their research on embryos?

Because the subject is still to immature.

Why was the Queen of Horses hated by her subjects?

Because she was too ahoof.