Why is a baby like an diamond?

Because it's a dear little thing.

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What do you call the crucified baby Jesus?

Baby on board.

What do you call a baby Cosmonaut?

Yuri Googoogagarin. I'll see myself out...

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When you wife asked you to buy her car, why did you buy her a diamond instead?

Because I couldn't find a fake car."

Why was the diamond depressed?

He had been under a lot of pressure lately.