Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?

Because then it would be a foot..

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Why can't your nose be 12 inches long?

Because then it'd be a foot!

What has two feet, two hands, two eyes, and two noses?

Two pirates.

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What is a blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears?

A: Trying to hold on to a thought.

Why fist fights break out at NASA?

Sometimes an argument of perihelion will get out of hand.

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What's 12 inches long and white?

Nothing.

What's 12 inches long, stiff, full of sperm and can make a girl scream?

The sock under my bed. (I don't remember where I heard it. Can't claim ownership.)