Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?

Because then it would be a foot..

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What do Child predators use to get dry skin off of their feet?

A Pedofile

What does a owl say when it stumps it foot?

OOOOOWWWWLLLL....

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What did Ray Charles say when they handed him a cheese grater?

This is the most violent thing I've ever read.

What happens when you stick your hand into a jar of jelly beans?

The black ones steal your watch and the yellow ones paint your nails.

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What's 12 inches long, stiff, full of sperm and can make a girl scream?

The sock under my bed. (I don't remember where I heard it. Can't claim ownership.)

What is white, 12 inches long, and not a fluorescent light bulb?

Nothing.