Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?

Because then it would be a foot..

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Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

Why do black's have white skin on the bottom of their feet and the palm of their hands?

Everyone needs a little bit of good inside them.

How did Godzilla get the job opportunity?

Some say he had a foot in the door... and the window... and the wall.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What do you call a God unfit for the times at hand?

O Cristor Redundant

What do you call it when the new US president waves his hand?

A microwave.

12 Inch Jokes More 12 Inch Jokes

What's the difference between 6 inches and 12 inches?

6 inches makes you day but 12 inches can make your hole weak.

What's 12 inches long, stiff, full of sperm and can make a girl scream?

The sock under my bed. (I don't remember where I heard it. Can't claim ownership.)