Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?

Because then it would be a foot..

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Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

Why did the rabbit have trouble hopping?

Because he always kept one foot in his pocket for good luck!

Why don't you stamp e-mails?

Because your foot would go right through the computer screen!

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What do two people with Parkinson's disease do when they meet for the first time?

They shake hands.

Why can't an Italian snake talk?

Because it doesn't have any hands.

12 Inch Jokes More 12 Inch Jokes

What's 12 inches and white?

Nothing.

Why are blondes bad a judging distance?

They have no idea what 12 inches actually looks like. I for some reason could not find a way to phrase this any better. Credit to my coworker.