Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?

Because then it would be a foot..

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Why did Neil Armstrong get to set foot on the moon before Buzz Aldrin?

They wrestled over it. Neil had the stronger arm.

What does natalia portman have on the ends of her feet?

her natalie

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What did the frustrated cannibal say?

Nothing he just threw up his hands.

Why did Steve hate being the youngest clone?

Because all his genes were hand me downs.

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What's white, hard, and 12 inches long?

Nothing.

Why can't your nose be 12 inches long?

Because then it'd be a foot!