Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?

Because then it would be a foot..

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Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

What do you call a three-footed aardvark?

A yardvark!

What do sneezes wear on their feet?

A: Ahhh-shoes.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What have I got in my hands?

A double decker bus! You looked!

What do you say when someone hands you a nice, ripe blunt in Germany?

Danke

12 Inch Jokes More 12 Inch Jokes

What's white and 12 inches?

Nothing

How long will the pizza be?

The waiter replies "About 12 inches."