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Who's the most popular guy in the hospital?

The Ultra Sound guy. Who is it when he's not there? The Hip Replacement guy.

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Who's the most popular guy at a nudist colony?

The one that can carry 2 cups of coffee and a dozen donuts

Who is the most popular guy at a nudist colony?

The one who can bring his friends two cups of coffee and a dozen donuts.

Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony?

The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen donuts.

Who's the most popular guy in the nudist camp?

The one who can carry two cups of coffee AND a dozen donurs!

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What do you guys think of polar bears?

I think they all white.

What did the feminist say when she saw a guy laughing at her picture on the Internet?

Topical meme."

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What do you NEVER call a black man?

a friend

What's your best racist joke?

I was just looking for some good racially insensitive jokes for my friends. Gimme your worst, Reddit.

Nudist Camp Jokes More Nudist Camp Jokes

Why aren't dwarves allowed at nudist camps?

They allways stick their nose in other people's business.

How can you spot a blind man in a nudist camp?

Its not hard.

Ultra Sound Guy Jokes More Ultra Sound Guy Jokes

Who is the coolest guy in a hospital. The ultra sound guy. Whos the coolest when he is off?

The hip replacement guy. /dad

Who is the coolest guy in the Hospital?

A. The Ultra Sound guy. Q. Who is the second coolest? A. The Hip replacement dude.

Coffee Jokes More Coffee Jokes

How are you doing this morning?

Me: *finishing hanging bag of coffee upside down like an IV and tying my arm off* Fine, you

How do I take my coffee?

Uh..Orally. Why How do you take it Freak.

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

What does a vulture bring onto a plane?

Carrion luggage

Why do saunas remind some people of blonde's?

A: Because they're both steaming and wet when you enter and they don't mind if you bring friends.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What did the hands say to the flour?

I knead you!"

What do a brick and I have in common?

We both get laid by hand.

Dozen Jokes More Dozen Jokes

How many chicken eggs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Literally dozens.

Who is the most popular guy at a nudist colony?

The one who can bring his friends two cups of coffee and a dozen donuts.