How much did the critic tip the waitor?

two cents

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Whats another term for acid?

Its on the tip of my tongue...

How much does a moil get paid?

A: Fifty dollars and a tip.

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Why is a coin factory so logical?

Because it makes cents.

Why is a change machine easy to understand?

It makes cents.

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How much did the critic tip the waitor?

two cents

What did Journey say to the critic as he stormed out of their concert?

Don't stop! Be leaving!" Just a joke I thought up the other day.