How much did the critic tip the waitor?

two cents

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What is the number 1 rule at a computer bar?

Always tip your server.

How do you get a Harvard graduate off your doorstep?

Tip him for the pizza.

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What did the penny say to the other penny?

Let's get together and make some cents.

Why was the skunk arrested for counterfeiting?

Because he gave out bad scents (cents).

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What did the critic think of German food?

Their sausages are the wurst.

How much did the critic tip the waiter?

Two cents