How much did the critic tip the waitor?

two cents

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Why couldn't the Hungarian programmer buy a third long?

Because he only had Forints! Thank you thank you, tip your waiter.

What do waiters want most after dinner?

The tip!

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How much is a soft drink ?

Waitress: Fifty cents. Girl: How much is refill Waitress: The first is free. Girl: Well then I'll have a refill.

Why do gas prices end with 9/10 of a penny?

It just makes cents.

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What did Journey say to the critic as he stormed out of their concert?

Don't stop! Be leaving!" Just a joke I thought up the other day.

What did the critic think of German food?

Their sausages are the wurst.