What did the square say to the blob?

You're out of shape.

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How do you manage to stay in shape?

Witch 2: "I get a lot of hexercise."

Why'd you give me ghost shaped candy?

Cuz you my BOO"

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Why do dogs run in circles ?

Because its hard to run in squares !

What did one triangle say to the other triangle about the square?

Look out for that guy, he's got another side to him.