What did the square say to the blob?

You're out of shape.

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Shape Jokes More Shape Jokes

What shape does a muppet follow when throw through the air?

Pa-Ra-Bo-La (do doooo do dodo)

How do you manage to stay in shape?

Witch 2: "I get a lot of hexercise."

Square Jokes More Square Jokes

Why do dogs run in circles?

Because it's harder to run in squares.

Why did Ally refuse to do her homework, when all she had left was to square the x and y axis?

Cause Allies don't like axis powers