Telephone Wire Jokes

What did the poles do during world war two?

They held the telephone wires off the ground.

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Why did the chicken walk on the telephone wire?

She wanted to lay it on the line!

Why did the squirrel cross the road on the telephone wire?

To be on the safe side!

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Pole Jokes More Pole Jokes

Why is eastern europe filled with strippers?

Because they like Poles.

What do you call the fisherman that's always handling the pole while fishing?

The Master Baiter.

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

What did the wall outlet say to the appliance?

You're grounded."

Why do dogs bury bones in the ground ?

Because you can't bury them in trees !

Squirrel Jokes More Squirrel Jokes

How are a piano and a squirrel alike?

They both aren't artichokes

Why do squirrels swim on their back?

To keep their nuts dry.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What did the chicken say before it crossed the road?

I'll be Ba Ba Ba Baaach!

What do you get if you cross a tarantula with a rose ?

I'm not sure but I wouldn't try smelling it !

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What has 10,000 legs and can't walk?

Jerry's Kids...

What do you call two black guys walking down the street?

Nothing. Are you racist or something?

Safe Jokes More Safe Jokes

What is 1 + 1"?

The mathematician says "2" The Physicist says "2, plus or minus 0.1" The engineer says "Probably around 2, but let's say 3 to be on the safe side".

How do you get an elephant into a Safeway?

You take the S out of SAFE and you take the F out of WAY

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why Did the Ebola Patient Cross the Road?

Trick question. There are no roads in Africa.

Why did the women cross the road?

Well thats not the point what is she doing out of the kitchen !!!

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

How do you confuse a polish laborer?

Lay down three shovels and tell him to take his pick.

What did the agnostic, dyslexic insomniac do?

Lay awake in bed wondering if there really is a dog.