Coupon Jokes

What do you call a coupon at Taco Bell?

A Senor Discount

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What happens when you give an Italian a coupon?

It makes the Dego buy faster.

Where'd you buy my gift?

Me: Bed Bath & Beyond Wife: You used a coupon right Me: Coupon *wife faints*

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Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens if I throw up in the red shoe bin by the door?

Me: Why is your question alarmingly specific 4: No reason.

What happened to Jesus when he tried to play defense on a professional Basketball player?

He got crossed.

Italian Jokes More Italian Jokes

What sound does an Italian make when you shoot him?

Wop

What do you call an Italian at the World Cup Finals?

A referee

Bed Bath Jokes More Bed Bath Jokes

Why did the kleptomaniac spend so much time in Bed Bath and Beyond?

He was taking a sheet.

Where'd you buy my gift?

Me: Bed Bath & Beyond Wife: You used a coupon right Me: Coupon *wife faints*

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Why did Henry VIII have so many wives ?

He liked to chop and change !

Where are the posters?

WIFE: THEY JUST DISAPPEARED! In other room *cat is furiously stuffing missing dog posters into paper shredder*

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

How did God get Mary pregnant?

He used the holy immaculate contraception

What would Steve Urkel say if he used The Force?

Jedi do that?

Cashier Jokes More Cashier Jokes

How much is a dozen bananas?

ampnbsp And the cashier replies: &ampnbsp -Twelve bananas

What do you say to the cashier when you're adamant about using an expired coupon?

dis counts!!

Senor Discount Jokes More Senor Discount Jokes

What do you call a coupon at Taco Bell?

A Senor Discount

Why do Spanish men get half price movie tickets?

They take the senor discount.

Count Jokes More Count Jokes

How do mathematicians count x-men?

Permutations.

What is WRONG with you?

Me: *slowly counting on fingers* let's see... ok... carry the 1... um... That would be everything