Coupon Jokes

What do you call a coupon at Taco Bell?

A Senor Discount

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What happens when you give an Italian a coupon?

It makes the Dego buy faster.

Where'd you buy my gift?

Me: Bed Bath & Beyond Wife: You used a coupon right Me: Coupon *wife faints*

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Italian Jokes More Italian Jokes

What do you call an Italian with erectile dysfunction?

Floppy Giuseppe

What is an Italian Pirate's favourite food?

SpARGHetti

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens if you play tabletennis with a bad egg?

First it goes ping then it goes pong.

What happens when clowns get divorced?

They end up in a custardy battle.

Cashier Jokes More Cashier Jokes

How do attractive men pay for things?

They handsome money to the cashier

How much is a dozen bananas?

ampnbsp And the cashier replies: &ampnbsp -Twelve bananas

Count Jokes More Count Jokes

Which one can do it?

It's the thot that counts.

What's the difference between a 100 year old and a 4 year old?

What base you're counting in.

Buy Jokes More Buy Jokes

Why did the poor art collector only buy miniature paintings?

He wanted more Monet in his wallet.

Why did Karl Marx always buy cheap tea?

Because he believed that all proper tea was theft.

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Why did the popular kittens not want to hang out with the kitten with a prosthesis?

OC It was an obvious faux paw. Credit: My wife's a dork.

Why did the Mexican push his wife off a cliff?

TUH KEELLUHHH!!!

Senor Discount Jokes More Senor Discount Jokes

Why do Spanish men get half price movie tickets?

They take the senor discount.

What do you call a coupon at Taco Bell?

A Senor Discount

Bed Bath Jokes More Bed Bath Jokes

Where'd you buy my gift?

Me: Bed Bath & Beyond Wife: You used a coupon right Me: Coupon *wife faints*

Why did the kleptomaniac spend so much time in Bed Bath and Beyond?

He was taking a sheet.