Plain Bagel Jokes

What kind of bagel can fly?

A plain bagel.

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What do you call a bagel that can fly?

a plain bagel.

What kind of bagel can fly?

A plain bagel.

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Camembert!

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Why do seagulls live by the Sea..?

Because if they lived by the Bay, they would be bagels! Honestly this cracked me up when I first heard it.

Why don't seagulls fly by the bay?

Because then they would be called Bagels!