Why are condoms and bungee-jumping similar?

You're screwed if the rubber breaks.

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How many Chuck Norris' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, no light bulb dare go out in the presence of Chuck Norris.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

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Why does a blonde insist on him wearing a condom?

A: So she can have a doggie bag for later.

What happens when you put a condom inside another condom?

Conception