Why did Ibuprofen miss his friends?

Because Paracetamol on fire.

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Why can't the train lady have a baby?

Because she's miss carriaged.

Why was the car naked?

It was missing a tire.

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What do you call a white person on fire?

A firecracker.

Why did the feminist get fired from Panera?

Because she ate all the cookies and didn't know how to make a sandwich.

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What did the man reply to his friend that found a good paying job taking care of mentally challenged people?

Answer: Oh, so it has its ups and downs.

Why don't you play with your friends?

he asked. 'Because I only have one friend' the girl replied. 'And I hate her.'

Paracetamol Jokes More Paracetamol Jokes

Why did Ibuprofen miss his friends?

Because Paracetamol on fire.

Why are Aspirins and Paracetamol white?

Well, you want them to work, don't you?