Because Paracetamol on fire.
Because they are missing two towers.
My Favorite, When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he had three missed calls from Chuck Norris.
He can't seem to *stop droppin' rolls*.
Because... bros before hose!!! Wubbulubbadub-dub!
I'll be Bach
Because of the vas deferens.
Well, you want them to work, don't you?