Well, you want them to work, don't you?
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Because Paracetamol on fire.
Cause hes a pain in the neck.
Nothing. He's mute. I don't even think he's as ventriloquist.
Because women love digging up the past.
Digging for booty.
A: Because she didn't want to go.
Because he can't stand their song Uprising, it wants him to rise up and take the power back.
Me mumbling: Treason stuff. Cop: Louder for the microphone. Me: Trees 'n' stuff. Gardening.
Seizure salad
A headache.
A paracetamole!
Agatha headache. Do you have an aspirin
Because they work.
You rock them. What if it doesn't work? Use a bigger rock.
A camera has photos and a foot has five toes. (Told to me by a 9 year old child I work with)
With a fire drill.
Four - three to cut a hole in the roof and one to change the bulb.