Why can't Elvis Presley drive?

Cause he's dead.

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What do you call a drum that causes problems?

A conundrum

How do you stay warm in a cold room?

You go to the corner cause it's always 90 degrees.

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Why can't Elvis Presley roll backwards with his car?

Because he is dead

What would Elvis Presley be doing if he were alive today?

Scratching at the inside of his coffin.