Why can't Elvis Presley drive?

Cause he's dead.

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Why didn't you visit Chad?

Cause he wasn't my Niger.

Why can't ethiopians take med pills?

Cause they can't take 'em with empty stomach.

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What would Elvis Presley be doing if he were alive today?

Scratching at the inside of his coffin.

Why can't Elvis Presley roll backwards with his car?

Because he is dead