Why can't Elvis Presley drive?

Cause he's dead.

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Why is no one friends with Dracula?

Cause hes a pain in the neck.

Why is it better to be ashy?

cause it just means you spit more fire

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Why can't Elvis Presley roll backwards with his car?

Because he is dead

What would Elvis Presley be doing if he were alive today?

Scratching at the inside of his coffin.