What does an empty bottle of Champaign and an orphan have in common?

Nether of them have a pop.

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What do you call an arcade game that involves you hitting avocados that pop out of the top of it?

Guac-A-Mole.

A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Wow, I've never served a weasel before. What can I get for you?"

Pop,goes the weasel.

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Why do orphans like tennis?

Only place they can get love

Why don't orphans play baseball?

They have no home to run to

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Who says you can't make someone love you?

I've got a bottle of Scotch, some duct tape and a fresh batch of cupcakes, that beg to differ.

What do you call a bottle of glue in a spy's pocket?

A bonding agent.

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What do you call it when you build a second portal on minecraft?

Anether(another) Nether

What does an empty bottle of Champaign and an orphan have in common?

Nether of them have a pop.