What does an empty bottle of Champaign and an orphan have in common?

Nether of them have a pop.

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What did the baby corn say to the mama corn?

Wheres pop corn?

What's a rabbits' favorite book?

Hop on Pop.

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Really lonely.

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For people that don't want anything to drink

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What does an empty bottle of Champaign and an orphan have in common?

Nether of them have a pop.