What does an empty bottle of Champaign and an orphan have in common?

Nether of them have a pop.

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What's the definition of Necrophilia?

The urge to pop a cold one.

What do a Marionette User and Tampon Thief have in common?

They both pull strings for work. (Inspired by Bo Burnham, this popped into my head the other day)

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Where did the orphans go after the Orphanage blew up?

Everywhere

Why are orphans terrible at baseball?

They've never known what home is.

Bottle Jokes More Bottle Jokes

What happened when the monster stole a bottle of perfume?

He was convicted of fragrancy.

What's the difference between alcoholism and a lobotomy?

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.

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What do you call it when you build a second portal on minecraft?

Anether(another) Nether

What does an empty bottle of Champaign and an orphan have in common?

Nether of them have a pop.