Why are all ants British?

Because they colonize.

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What was the aardvark's favorite Lady Gaga song?

Just Ants. Credit: My friend, the PUNisher.

What kind of ant can count?

An account*ant*.

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What is a British person's favorite cereal?

Cheerios. say it in a British accent

Why did the midget who drove British cars get cabin fever?

He was mini cooped up for to long.