Why are all ants British?

Because they colonize.

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What kind of ants are very learned ?

Pedants !

What are ants called when they run away very fast to get married?

Ant-elopers.

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Why are British anti-smoking PSA's often made by homophobes?

Because they want to prevent people from bumming fags

Whats the least paying job?

British dentist.