Why are all ants British?

Because they colonize.

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What kind of ants are very learned ?

Pedants !

Why aren't ants going to church?

Because they are in sects.

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What's better than having a 'Brexit' vote about Britain leaving the EU?

Not being British.

Why didn't British explorers dig latrines?

They had pith helmets.