Why are all ants British?

Because they colonize.

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What did the Pink Panther say when he stepped on an ant?

Dead ant. Dead ant. Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead annnnnnnnttt.

Why can't ants get sick?

Because they have little anty-bodies.

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What do you call a black prince?

A british tank you racist.

How British is Adele ?

She would call you at least 1000 times to tell how sorry she is .