Why are all ants British?

Because they colonize.

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What do you call an ant who skips school ?

A truant !

How many ants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about .2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.

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Why are British anti-smoking PSA's often made by homophobes?

Because they want to prevent people from bumming fags

What did the British proton say after 5 cups of coffee?

I feel positively charged!