Why are all ants British?

Because they colonize.

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Why do aardvarks like to talk to ants?

They can stick to the subject!

How many ants can you fit inside an apartment ?

Ten-ants !

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What's the difference between British crisps and foreign crisps?

One are Walkers and the others just Lays around.

What did the British proton say after 5 cups of coffee?

I feel positively charged!