Why are all ants British?

Because they colonize.

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Why does mama aardvark call her husband a cannibal?

Because he ate his ant for dinner!

What did the ant say when he walked into the insurance office?

Insure ants?

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What is the difference between British and American schoolchildren?

British schoolchildren survive hide-and-seek.

What do you call a British dinosaur?

A tea rex.