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Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
My phone number, call me please!
Because everyone uses the Internet to look up phone numbers or people don't have landlines anymore and cell phone numbers aren't listed in the phone book. Also people use social media to communicate and connect with people.
No phone numbers.
looks up from phone* Me: I don't have a phone. *looks down at phone* Coworker....
My phone number won't fill up an entire book.
Menstrual Cycles (I'm 99% sure I made this up!)
fixed) 100. 1 to change it and 99 to stand around and complain about how they coulda done a better job.
The last one out is meant to get the Wights
Me: The bus mostly Interviewer: I mean what motivates you to get out of bed in the morning M: missing the bus
A criminal record.
A: His smellular phone!
A dead epileptic.
Getting it to fit over a bucket !
One's filled with fruits and vegetables, the other's my fridge.
pop culture
Don't Stop Bereavin'
I'm only Peking.
They ate all the dinosaurs
Because there are so many "Wings" and "Wongs" they'd still wing the wong number.
Two Live Crew
8 nothing, 8 nothing, 8 nothing.....
