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Couple's Daily Question Mug
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My phone number, call me please!
Because everyone uses the Internet to look up phone numbers or people don't have landlines anymore and cell phone numbers aren't listed in the phone book. Also people use social media to communicate and connect with people.
No phone numbers.
looks up from phone* Me: I don't have a phone. *looks down at phone* Coworker....
My phone number won't fill up an entire book.
Two Live Crew
8 nothing, 8 nothing, 8 nothing.....
99, 98 get in a pile while 1 grabs a match and lighter fluid.
100. 1 to change the light bulb and the other 99 to complain about how the old light bulb was much better.
Because they immediately see something about you they can change.
A barbecue
A Chinese telephone. Wing wing. Arrow?
Because it's down to earth.
A two-weeker
The Washing Machine will not follow you around for 2 weeks after you dump a load in it!
A: Because there are so many Wings and so many Wongs that someone's always Winging the Wong number.
Because of its fowl language.
Through sine language.
Norse code.
Joke from one of my 5th graders) Cause she saw me. Another: Why did the chicken cross the road Cause he saw some chicks.
He just got laid by some chick!
