How do you make a Chihauhau cross?

Leave it alone with a horny Beagle for 5 minutes.

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Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower leave Moscow?

He got snowed in.

How many were left ?

None. They were all copy cats !

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Who says there's no life on Mars?

Why only today they found a Beagle!

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What's the difference between a school of children and a terrorist camp?

I don't know, I just fly the drone Edit/apology: My friend said this to me, I thought I should share with you all, he said that I could post it here. 5 minutes later he told me he found it on reddit.... I'm sorry all.

Why are you all so excited it's Friday?

Monday will be here in 5 minutes.