What's long and black and dangerous to cut into?

The KFC Drive-thru line.

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What's the difference between a saxophone and an onion?

You don't cry when you cut up a saxophone. Happy Saxophone Day Why this musical abomination deserves its own day is beyond me. Edit: beside to beyond

What do you call a corn farmer who wakes up one morning to find that complex branching pathways have been cut into his field?

amaized.