Hmath Jokes

What did the wicked chicken lay?

A deviled egg. Hmath out.

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What did the stamp say to the envelope?

Stick with me man... We'll go places. Peace. Hmath out.

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Envelope Jokes More Envelope Jokes

What begins with E, ends with E, and has one letter?

envelope

What did the mailman ask his girlfriend?

Will you envelope with me? (I know its Corny, but it makes me chuckle.)

Peace Jokes More Peace Jokes

What is the opposite of peace?

is the question.

What is the difference between Donald and a peace of sh..?

NOTHING....!!!

Stamp Jokes More Stamp Jokes

What travels around the world but stays in one corner?

A stamp.

Why are so many Italian men named Tony?

When they ship them over from the Old Country, they stamp "To N.Y." on them...

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

What do you get when you watch Cinderella backwards?

You see a woman learn her place.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

1 to hold the bulb in place and 100 to spin the house around it.

Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

What do you call a whistleblower stuck in a blizzard?

Snowd-en

What's the difference between a piano, a tuna and a jar of glue?

You: You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna! Person getting told joke: What about the jar of glue? You: I knew you'd get stuck there

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why did the man go fishing?

Just for the halibut.

What has six eyes but cannot see?

Three men in a house with dirty dishes in the sink, laundry that needs to be folded and kids that need a bath

Devil Egg Jokes More Devil Egg Jokes

What did the naughty rabbit leave for Easter?

Deviled eggs!

What did the wicked chicken lay?

A deviled egg. Hmath out.