Hmath Jokes

What did the wicked chicken lay?

A deviled egg. Hmath out.

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What did the stamp say to the envelope?

Stick with me man... We'll go places. Peace. Hmath out.

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

Which actress would you like to get stuck in an elevator with?

Me: One who knows how to fix elevators.

What does a piano, tuna, and a bucket of glue have in common?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna! Don't ask me about the bucket of glue though... I've been stuck there for a while

Stamp Jokes More Stamp Jokes

Why did people stop printing stamps with photo of Pamela Anderson?

Banta: Because people started licking the wrong side of it for pasting them on the envelopes..

What goes all around the world but stays in one corner the entire time?

Stamps!

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

What's black and all over the place?

Michael J Fox's signature.

What'd they call that place with the collection of escape artist memorabilia?

now museum, now you don't

Devil Egg Jokes More Devil Egg Jokes

What did the wicked chicken lay?

A deviled egg. Hmath out.

What did the naughty rabbit leave for Easter?

Deviled eggs!

Peace Jokes More Peace Jokes

Why can't there be peace in the Middle East?

It IS what it IS.

Why is there all this hate against necromancers?

They are just trying to raise a family in peace.

Envelope Jokes More Envelope Jokes

What did the stamp say to the envelope?

Stick with me man... We'll go places. Peace. Hmath out.

What begins with E, ends with E, and has one letter?

envelope

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What did the man do after being found guilty of sabotaging the moonmission?

He Apollo-gized.

Why is Superman wanted by the police?

He is wanted for being the Man of Steal.