Hmath Jokes

What did the wicked chicken lay?

A deviled egg. Hmath out.

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What did the stamp say to the envelope?

Stick with me man... We'll go places. Peace. Hmath out.

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Place Jokes More Place Jokes

Why must you be religious to join the Navy?

Because it's a place of war ship.

What does Michael Bolton say when he walks into an elevator?

This place rocks!"

Stamp Jokes More Stamp Jokes

Why did the mother cat put stamps on her kittens?

A: Because she wanted to mail a litter.

Why do frogs have webbed feet ?

To stamp out forest fires !

Devil Egg Jokes More Devil Egg Jokes

What did the naughty rabbit leave for Easter?

Deviled eggs!

What did the wicked chicken lay?

A deviled egg. Hmath out.

Envelope Jokes More Envelope Jokes

What 8-letter word has one letter in it?

Envelope.

What does an envelope say when you lick it?

Nothing. It just shuts up.

Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

What workout routine did Jesus stick to best?

Crossfit

Why was the marshmallow stuck to the tree?

It was taped.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

How did Dr Frankenstein pay the men who built his monster?

On a piece rate.

What did the fly say to the other fly?

Your man is open!"

Peace Jokes More Peace Jokes

Why is Islam called the religion of peace?

After you leave the religion, you rest in peace.

What is the difference between Donald and a peace of sh..?

NOTHING....!!!