Christmas Cracker Jokes

What does a writer hope to get in a Christmas cracker?

A Pull-it-surprise!

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What did the sea say to the shore?

Nothing, he just waved. Christmas crackers are the worst.

What did one eye say to the other eye?

Between you and me, something smells. Credit: Christmas cracker.

What Do You Call A Line Of Men Waiting For A Haircut?

A Barbecue. Christmas crackers are just full of laughs.