What did the rude prism say to the beam of light that smacked into him?

Get bent!

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What did the rude prism say to the beam of light that smacked into him?

Get bent!

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What did the rude prism say to the light beam that smacked into him?

Get bent!

What did the rude prism say to the beam of light that smacked into him?

Get bent!