What is both a short shopping list, and a potential Chinese luxury automobile?

Rolls * Rice

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Why can't Elvis Presley roll backwards with his car?

Because he is dead

Why did the paper follow the pencil?

Because it LED THE WAY! I'm on a roll here! this is fun! Skip

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

How do you fire a Chinese cook?

Ask him to take wok.

What did Obi-wan say to Luke at the Chinese restaurant?

Use the fork, Luke.

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What does Asian Matthew Mcconaughey want for dinner?

All rice, all rice, all rice

What kind of rice puts you to sleep?

Ray Rice