What is both a short shopping list, and a potential Chinese luxury automobile?

Rolls * Rice

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What did Sushie A say to Sushi B?

Wasa-B! Let's roll.

What do pothead barbarians say when 420 rolls around?

420 raze it!

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What do you call an annoying Chinese chef?

A Woky Talky

What did the Chinese man say when Winter came around?

Reddit snow, reddit snow, reddit snow!

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What's the emergency?

How long before the rice is ready "

What do you call an Australian who discriminates against different types of rice?

Rice-ist!