What is both a short shopping list, and a potential Chinese luxury automobile?

Rolls * Rice

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Roll Jokes More Roll Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll around in mud, and cross again after being caught by the mafia?

Because he was a dirty double crosser.

Why is the orange Rolling down the road?

Because it's run out of juice!!!!!! (:

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

Whats the difference between chinese people and racism?

Racism has many faces

How heavy is a Chinese dumpling?

Wonton.

Rice Jokes More Rice Jokes

What kind of rice puts you to sleep?

Ray Rice

How do you know if a Korean gang robbed your house?

Because all the rice is gone, and three hours later, they are still trying to back out of your driveway.