What is both a short shopping list, and a potential Chinese luxury automobile?

Rolls * Rice

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What do you call a woman rolling around on a beach?

Sandy

What kind of car does a Japanese chef drive?

Rolls Rice

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How do you know if a Chinese man has robbed your house?

Your homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and two hours later, he's still trying to back out of your driveway.

Why did a chinese man ride a bike to the brothel?

To get laid.

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What's the difference between a musician and a bag of rice?

The bag of rice can feed a family of four.

What kind of car does a Japanese chef drive?

Rolls Rice