What is both a short shopping list, and a potential Chinese luxury automobile?

Rolls * Rice

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What kind of car does a Japanese chef drive?

Rolls Rice

What do pothead barbarians say when 420 rolls around?

420 raze it!

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What did the Chinese man say when ophthalmologist told him he had a cataract?

No, I have a Rincoln Continental!*

What do you call a Chinese guy when he's laughing?

Lmao

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What does a bag of rice and an onion do when they get into a fast car?

They pilaf. I'll show my way out

Why don't people get married in North Korea?

Well, all marriages are legal in North Korea, but no one has them because there's no rice to throw.