What is both a short shopping list, and a potential Chinese luxury automobile?

Rolls * Rice

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Why can't Elvis Presley roll backwards with his car?

Because he is dead

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and crossed the road again?

Because he was a dirty double-crosser!

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Why are there no casinos in China?

Because the Chinese don't like Tibet...

Why did the optimistic Chinese guy wish he had multiple personality disorder?

He wanted to be the Changs he wanted to see in the world.

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What is the healthiest college?

Rice

What kind of car does a Japanese chef drive?

Rolls Rice