What do you call it when someone admits to caring about how they dress?

A confashion.

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Where were you born?

Me: Missouri. I: What state are you in now? M: Apathy. I: That's not what I meant. M: I don't care.

How many libertarians?

How many libertarians does it take to screw in a light-bulb? None. The market will take care of it.

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What do you call an atheist in a six foot pine box?

All dressed up, with no place to go.

What is called a honeymoon salad?

Lettuce alone with no dressing.

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What do you call it when you admit to being a prisoner?

A con-fession.

Why did eighteen blondes go to the movies together?

A: They heard that under seventeen weren't admitted!