What do you call it when someone admits to caring about how they dress?

A confashion.

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Why did Billy not care who he offended while posting on the internet?

Because the ends justify the memes

What do you call a boring meme about some internet drama that you don't care about?

Dramameme.

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Why did the tomato turned red?

Because it saw the salad dressing

What's the difference between my wife and the dress?

The dress is white and gold

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What do you call it when you admit to being a prisoner?

A con-fession.

Why didn't the movie ticket get convicted of both of its crimes?

It would only admit one.