What do you call it when someone admits to caring about how they dress?

A confashion.

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When do you care for a man's company?

When he owns it.

How do you take care of a baby?

Hire a hitman

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What is called a honeymoon salad?

Lettuce alone with no dressing.

Why did the lettuce blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing

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Why did the vegetable thief get a lighter sentence?

Because he admitted the crime was *parsley* his fault.

What's the worst part about admitting to your friends and family you play PokemanGo?

Having to admit you have autism :,P