Prison Inmate Jokes

How do you call a prison inmate?

With a cell phone.

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What do you call a prison inmate with a skin disease?

A Leper-Con

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How do inmates pay for things in prison?

With ConCurrency, of course.

What's concurrency?

Fake money they use in prisons.

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Why don't black people get sunburns?

Prisons are indoors.

What do you get when you mix the Twelve Days of Christmas with Ninety-nine Bottles of beer on the wall?

A year in prison if there's any justice.

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What do Steam users and Reddit admins have in common?

They don't want to pay for mods.

Why can't Zeno seem to pay his bar tab in full?

Answer: Because he kept giving half of what he owes.

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What is the only bent straight line?

Its one direction of course.

What is the volume of pizza?

Pizza of course! If z = radius of the pizza and a = the height then * radius2 * height = Pi * z * z * a = Pizza.

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How do you call a prison inmate?

With a cell phone.

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair with a cell phone?

Virgin Mobile.

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How do lesbians keep things interesting in the bedroom?

They think outside the box.

Whats the first thing you do when you spill something on your keyboard?

Try to disable sticky keys.

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How do inmates pay for things in prison?

With ConCurrency, of course.

What do you call it when an inmate takes a picture of their-self?

A Cellfie

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What's the difference between a little guy with a pot o' gold and a big gathering where people's limbs are falling off?

One's a leprechaun and the other's a leper-con.

What do you call a prison inmate with a skin disease?

A Leper-Con