Prison Inmate Jokes

How do you call a prison inmate?

With a cell phone.

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What do you call a prison inmate with a skin disease?

A Leper-Con

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How do inmates pay for things in prison?

With ConCurrency, of course.

What's concurrency?

Fake money they use in prisons.

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What's one thing a man doesn't want to hear the morning after?

Yes, I'm completely sure.

Why do thieves have such a hard time understanding sarcasm?

They take things literally

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How do you tell the difference between the staff and the inmates at a psychiatric hospital?

The patients get better and leave. Not everyone of the patients thinks he is God. The staff have the keys!

What did a black twin called his brother before they're born?

Inmates

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How the does man give his dead batteries away?

Free of charge, of course.

What begins with P and ends with orn?

Popcorn, of course!

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What's the difference between a fraternity and a gang?

Gangs don't have to pay for friends.

What is school like?

It's terrible, we have to do all the work, but the teachers get paid.

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What do a prison and a concentration camp have in common?

What do a prison and a concentration camp have in common? In both people don't feel like showering.

How do inmates pay for things in prison?

With ConCurrency, of course.

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What's your cell phone?

iPhone. - No, I meant the number. - It's a 6. - No, to contact you. - I don't use it for that.

How do neurons communicate?

Cell phones

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What do you call a prison inmate with a skin disease?

A Leper-Con

What do you call a swindler with a skin disorder?

A Leper-Con