Prison Inmate Jokes

How do you call a prison inmate?

With a cell phone.

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What do you call a prison inmate with a skin disease?

A Leper-Con

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What's the difference between a little guy with a pot o' gold and a big gathering where people's limbs are falling off?

One's a leprechaun and the other's a leper-con.

What do you call a prison inmate with a skin disease?

A Leper-Con

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What was the last thing Daedalus said to Icarus?

You've got a lot of potential, son."

What is that thing, which the maker cannot use, and the user cannot see?

Coffin

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

How do you get an art major off your front porch?

Pay for the pizza!

Why don't programers pay tax to the Devil?

Because that would be a sin-tax issue.

Cell Phone Jokes More Cell Phone Jokes

How do neurons communicate?

Cell phones

What do prisoners use to call each other?

Cell phones.

Prison Jokes More Prison Jokes

What did Bea Arthur whisper in her lover's ear?

An elaborate fantasy in which she is in prison and tries to escape by chewing through the bars of her cell.

What do they call me in prison?

Mitochondria, cause I'm the powerhouse of the cell

Concurrency Jokes More Concurrency Jokes

How do inmates pay for things in prison?

With ConCurrency, of course.

What's concurrency?

Fake money they use in prisons.

Inmate Jokes More Inmate Jokes

How do you tell the difference between the staff and the inmates at a psychiatric hospital?

The patients get better and leave. Not everyone of the patients thinks he is God. The staff have the keys!

How do inmates pay for things in prison?

With ConCurrency, of course.

Course Jokes More Course Jokes

What came first the egg or the Chicken?

the egg, of course. Isn't that what I just said?

What do you get when you cross a Fire Chief two Lotus Notes Gurus ?

A. FireWeb .... of course!