Prison Inmate Jokes

How do you call a prison inmate?

With a cell phone.

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What do you call a prison inmate with a skin disease?

A Leper-Con

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What do you call it when an inmate takes a picture of their-self?

A Cellfie

How do you tell the difference between the staff and the inmates at a psychiatric hospital?

The patients get better and leave. Not everyone of the patients thinks he is God. The staff have the keys!

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How do you drive this thing?

Two soldiers are in a tank. One turns to the other and says "GLUGGLUGBLUGBWOOABB"

What do you call a reptile that loves putting things in groups?

a segreGATOR

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How do inmates pay for things in prison?

With ConCurrency, of course.

What's concurrency?

Fake money they use in prisons.

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What's concurrency?

Fake money they use in prisons.

What do you call a Psychic Midget who escaped from prison?

Framed.

Leper Con Jokes More Leper Con Jokes

What do you call a swindler with a skin disorder?

A Leper-Con

What's the difference between a little guy with a pot o' gold and a big gathering where people's limbs are falling off?

One's a leprechaun and the other's a leper-con.

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What's the difference between a chick pea and a potato?

You would pay to have a potato on you...

Why couldn't Diablo get his bros out of jail?

He couldn't pay for Baal

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Where do Chinese people find work?

On ChinkedIn of course. (I know the pun is racist but I had to share. Sorry.)

What do you call someone who belongs in the kitchen?

A Chef of course...

Cell Phone Jokes More Cell Phone Jokes

What's your cell phone?

iPhone. - No, I meant the number. - It's a 6. - No, to contact you. - I don't use it for that.

Why did Frodo set his cell phone to vibrate?

He was afraid the ring would give him away.