Prison Inmate Jokes

How do you call a prison inmate?

With a cell phone.

Interactive Joke of the Day Mug

Interactive Joke of the Day Mug

Coffee Mug

What do you call a prison inmate with a skin disease?

A Leper-Con

You might also enjoy:

Course Jokes More Course Jokes

What are ye wearing to yer weddin'?

Second fella says "A kilt of course!" First fella "What's the tartin " "She's wearing white" says his pal

Why did the music industry talent scout take a course in game programming?

He thought it would help him with his hit detection.

Cell Phone Jokes More Cell Phone Jokes

Why should all teenagers get a case for their cell phones?

Because they should use protection to practice safe text

How do neurons communicate?

Cell phones

Prison Jokes More Prison Jokes

What do they call me in prison?

Mitochondria, cause I'm the powerhouse of the cell

What do you call a friar in prison?

A felonious monk

Leper Con Jokes More Leper Con Jokes

What do you call a swindler with a skin disorder?

A Leper-Con

What do you call a prison inmate with a skin disease?

A Leper-Con

Concurrency Jokes More Concurrency Jokes

What's concurrency?

Fake money they use in prisons.

How do inmates pay for things in prison?

With ConCurrency, of course.

Inmate Jokes More Inmate Jokes

What is a Mature man who likes young women?

An Inmate

How do you tell the difference between the staff and the inmates at a psychiatric hospital?

The patients get better and leave. Not everyone of the patients thinks he is God. The staff have the keys!

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What's the only thing a feminist is going to change?

The Laundry

Why can't you tell a pun to a kleptomaniac?

They take things literally.

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

What's the difference between a crackhead and a John?

A crackhead buys crack so he can put it into his pipe and burn it. A John pays so that he can put his pipe into a crack that might burn him.

How do ducks pay off loans?

With their bills!