Why do cats love small spaces?

cause pussies gotta be tight

This joke may have profanity.

Previous Random Joke Next

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

How do cats buy things?

A: From a cat-alogue!

What did the cat... Say to the person?

Nothing, because cats don't speak.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What's the difference between "like", "love" and "showing off"?

Spit, Swallow and Gargle.

Why does a priest never get married?

Because they got nun to love them

Pussy Jokes More Pussy Jokes